The Rallos Sticker
Who wants to be a Barbarian? Daxyl apparently. Grats on guild first (and super rare) Flayed Barbarian Hide Mask!
Loot Avatar of War (AoW), September 5, 2016Helmet of Rallos Zek - Yety, 30 DKP
Flayed Barbarian Hide Mask - Daxyl, 175 DKP
Orb of the Infinite Void - Zenno, 10 DKP
Clearing the rest of Kael was quite fruitful too.
Loot King Tormax (KT), September 5, 2016Boots of the Storm - Slamfist, 12 DKP
Boots of the Storm - Pwned, 10 DKP
King Tormax's Head - Neosprings, 128 DKP
The Horn of Hsagra - Pwned, 10 DKP
Wrist Guard of Thunder - Hyddin, 21 DKP
Chestplate of Vindication - Asbjorn, 1 DKP
Loot Derakor the Vindicator (Derakor), September 5, 2016
Loot Statue of Rallos Zek (Statue), September 5, 2016Iron Scroll of War - Neosprings, 21 DKP
Swiftblade of Zek - Asbjorn, 1 DKP
Hammer of Battle - Hyddin, 5 DKP
Giants are cool, but we still love slaying dragons. What? Don't Believe me?
Loot Lady Mirenilla (Mirenilla), September 6, 2016Mithril Boots - Daxyl, 45 DKP
Frostwrath - Arkonn, 43 DKP
Loot Ikatiar the Venom (Ikatiar), September 6, 2016Poison Soaked Tunic - Xita, 5 DKP
Mask of Venom - Aizzen, 8 DKP
Loot Eashen of the Sky (Eashen), September 6, 2016Onyx Chain Sleeves - Asherr, 63 DKP
Bracelet of the Sky - Slamfist, 14 DKP
Barrier of Sound - Viluuven, 7 DKP
Shield of Thorns - Shoeless, 1 DKP
Ring of Superiority - Asherr, 60 DKP
Shield of Fury - Aizzen, 14 DKP
Barrier of Sound - Zenno, 5 DKP
Shield of Dragonkind - Sarienna, 60 DKP
Loot Lord Vyemm (Vye), September 6, 2016Vyemm's Left Eye - Drakana, 60 DKP
Dragonrib Club - Hyddin, 3 DKP
Orb of the Deep Sea - Yety, 11 DKP
Loot Lord Feshlak (Feshlak), September 6, 2016Sky Watcher's Monocle - Iwill, 150 DKP
Amulet of the Storm - Slamfist, 9 DKP
Ducks of a Feather
Congratulations to all of
Loot Avatar of War (Avatar the Last Gender Bender (Who Knows What is Under that Cloth?)), August 29, 2016Helmet of Rallos Zek - Kaizo, 53 DKP
War Bow of Rallos Zek - Ryeson, 167 DKP
War Bow of Rallos Zek - Kaizo, 20 DKP
War Bow of Rallos Zek - Terrapin, 5 DKP
The third most common drop of the night (right after a bunch of lousy bows and a boatload of DKP!) had to have been the Keys! On the way we scored some pretty excellent loot too. Check it out:
Loot King Tormax (King Borlax), August 29, 2016Boots of the Storm - Arkonn, 14 DKP
King Tormax's Head - Vastov, 158 DKP
Wrist Guard of Thunder - BowlOFruit, 4 DKP
Orb of the Infinite Void - Drakana, 18 DKP
Loot Derakor the Vindicator (Derakor the Unimpressive), August 29, 2016Chestplate of Vindication - Arkonn, 1 DKP
Torn Enchanted Silk Robe - Ciladen, 32 DKP
Loot Idol of Rallos Zek (Kaizo says, "You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them or serve them.", August 29, 2016
Loot Statue of Rallos Zek (Zekian Statue), August 29, 2016Cloak of the Falling Stars - Solimier, 31 DKP
Cloak of the Falling Stars - BowlOFruit, 15 DKP
Iron Scroll of War - Crowdcontrol, 41 DKP
Eroded Leather Tunic - Innate, 6 DKP
Loot Zlandicar (KlanZlan Dicar), August 29, 2016Harla Dar's Talisman - Allilia, 100 DKP
Zlandicar's Heart - Ranari, 21 DKP
Gauntlets of Mortality - Yety, 1 DKP
A real God-send for our casual crew (and Poke'mon Go players alike) Mobile EQ has lead to a major spike in guild turn-out! If you haven't yet invested in this incredible technology, we highly recommend you do so! You'll get to play on the go and are guaranteed to be the envy of every kid on the block.
(Perhaps if Kaizo had went this route instead of buying some sort of IKEA spaceship desk he lacks the skills to assemble we would have had our leader this weekend...)
Avatard of War
As fun as chasing your tail around NToV can be, we decided it was time to work on adding more kills to our board. It's amazing to think how short a time ago it was that Vindy and King Tormax presented a real challenge for us. We watched as they, and their friends, melted into a soupy pile of loot. Yum!
With our Ancient Songfist in place, we puckered our butts and brought in the Avatar. Slow and steady wins the raids they say, but in our case it got us to 18%. We recovered gracefully though and were able to nab him back before his despawn! Although reinvigorated, we all kind of expected some diminishing returns and we simply lost the war of attrition around 60%. Damn you Avatar! Next week....
Loot King Tormax (KT (Not Kel'Thuzad)), August 22, 2016Crown of the Kromzek Kings - Innate, 90 DKP
King Tormax's Head - Zenno, 140 DKP
Wrist Guard of Thunder - DeadlyFist, 40 DKP
White Dragon Scale Sash - Iwill, 90 DKP
Orb of the Infinite Void - Nildrach, 20 DKP
Loot Derakor the Vindicator (Vindi), August 23, 2016Torn Enchanted Silk Robe - impetus, 48 DKP
Eroded Leather Tunic - Shoeless, 15 DKP
Loot Statue of Rallos Zek (Statue), August 22, 2016Breastplate of Eradication - Yety, 14 DKP
Hammer of Battle - Ryeson, 3 DKP
Swiftblade of Zek - Ozirus, 22 DKP
Members have been cracking out epics with mad vigor wrapping up the difficult ones on their mains and decking out their alts. Special grats to Raxdin and Salandra on our first two Staff of the Serpent!
Here fishy, fishy, fishy...
Koi'Doken is a stingy, stingy fish and I would enjoy him more as a Calfornia Roll. Anyways, some other things are dropping stuff. Here's what we got recently:
Loot Aaryonar (Aaaaaryonar), August 16, 2016Circlet of Summer - Vastov, 52 DKP
Mask of Fall - Somdood, 11 DKP
Katana of Pain - Yety, 2 DKP
Loot Eashen of the Sky (Eashen - Innate-ly Difficult), August 16, 2016Onyx Chain Sleeves - Iwill, 80 DKP
Cloak of the Sky - Anticide, 92 DKP
Claw of Lightning - Xita, 237 DKP
Loot Lady Mirenilla (Lady M for Mithril), August 16, 2016Mithril Helm - Skyseer, 98 DKP
Orb of the Crimson Bull - Tholus, 44 DKP
Loot Lady Nevederia (Lady Nevederia and Vulak'Aerr), August 18, 2016Nevederia's Claw - Kolil, 16 DKP
Nevederia's Left Eye - Ramladu, 80 DKP
Akkirus' Mask of Warfare - Cirice, 197 DKP
Maclaer's Boots of Silence - Terrapin, 115 DKP
Sal`Varae's Robe of Darkness - Zephon, 204 DKP
Jaelen's Katana - Kaizo, 94 DKP
Ancient: Burnout Blaze - Zenno, 1 DKP
Ancient: Lifebane - Zephon, 52 DKP
Loot Lord Kreizenn (Lord Kreizenn), August 18, 2016Bow of the Silver Fang - Ryeson, 1 DKP
Silver Disk - Snoogie, 35 DKP
Echoes Through the Halls
The walls have long become familiar, but will never get old as they resonant the restorative chords of Ancient: Lcea's Lament. Grats Slamfist! His melodic tones have lead us deep into the Temple as we add Dragon after Dragon to our repertoire. I'd love to make some jokes about these recent raids, but Kaizo has been knocking it out of the park with these raid notes... deep breath in... and... here we go...
Loot Zlandicar (Zlandicar the Wrecked), July 25, 2016Chipped Fang - Somdood, 31 DKP
First Brood Talisman - Shawman, 28 DKP
Frakadar's Talisman - Wishiwas, 10 DKP
Massive Dragonclaw Shard - Arkonn, 2 DKP
Zlandicar's Heart - Ozirus, 15 DKP
Loot Eashen of the Sky (Eashen of the Sky... Seer?), July 26, 2016Ring of the Sky - Armagheadon, 38 DKP
Shield of Fury - Zercon, 5 DKP
Loot Zlandicar (Zlandicar the Wrecked), July 25, 2016Chipped Fang - Somdood, 31 DKP
First Brood Talisman - Shawman, 28 DKP
Frakadar's Talisman - Wishiwas, 10 DKP
Massive Dragonclaw Shard - Arkonn, 2 DKP
Zlandicar's Heart - Ozirus, 15 DKP
Loot Aaryonar (Aaryonar of the Wandering Path), July 26, 2016Hand of the Master - Skyseer, 132 DKP
Katana of Pain - Gugarok, 0 DKP
Shield of The Protector - Arkonn, 1 DKP
Loot Lord Feshlak (Lord Fesh Found Lacking), July 26, 2016Amulet of the Storm - Legerdar, 10 DKP
Boots of the Dead Dream - Zephon, 66 DKP
Thunderstone - Reclusive, 81 DKP
Loot Trakanon (Traka-gone), July 28, 2016Undead Dragongut Strings - Daxyl, 125 DKP
Mana Robe - Ozirus, 75 DKP
Loot King Tormax (King Borlax), July 28, 2016The Horn of Hsagra - Ryeson, 77 DKP
The Horn of Hsagra - Legerdar, 52 DKP
King Tormax's Head - Tholus, 175 DKP
Crown of the Kromzek Kings - BowlOFruit, 91 DKP
Crown of the Kromzek Kings - Arkonn, 73 DKP
Orb of the Infinite Void - Vastov, 57 DKP
Loot Derakor the Vindicator (Derakor the Pinata), July 28, 2016Chestplate of Vindication - Anticide, 44 DKP
Loot Statue of Rallos Zek (Statue of Phallus Erect), July 28, 2016Breastplate of Eradication - Arkonn, 37 DKP
Cloak of the Falling Stars - Daxyl, 15 DKP
Hammer of Battle - Lillyana, 87 DKP
Loot Dagarn the Destroyer (Dragon the Dragon), August 1, 2016Ancient Wurm Hide Greaves - Solimier, 41 DKP
Belt of the Destroyer - Solimier, 112 DKP
Loot Lord Kreizenn (Lord Raisin), August 1, 2016Dawncaller, Blade of the Morning - Arkonn, 1 DKP
Silver Disk - Pullers, 70 DKP
Loot Jorlleag (Vox the Second), August 1, 2016Blydreln's Bane - Slamfist, 1 DKP
Onyx Chain Leggings - Somdood, 41 DKP
Sprinkler of the Spirits - Wakko, 55 DKP
Loot Aaryonar (You done messed up Ay Ay Ron), August 2, 2016Shield of the Wurms - Anticide, 15 DKP
Amulet of the Dreadgazer - Ryeson, 77 DKP
Amulet of the Dreadgazer - Somdood, 83 DKP
Loot Lord Vyemm (Master of the Cleft Chin), August 2, 2016Shield of the Wurms - Shawman, 2 DKP
Bow of the Silver Fang - Terrapin, 10 DKP
Vyemm's Right Eye - Vastov, 101 DKP
Dragonrib Club - Xita, 75 DKP
Dragonrib Club - Reclusive, 31 DKP
Loot King Tormax (King Exlax), August 4, 2016Boots of the Storm - Gugarok, 50 DKP
Wrist Guard of Thunder - Brofist, 5 DKP
Wrist Guard of Thunder - Innate, 2 DKP
King Tormax's Head - Wishiwas, 220 DKP
Orb of the Infinite Void - Cirice, 50 DKP
Loot Lady Nevederia (Lady Never Dies), August 4, 2016Medal of Deep Thought - Anticide, 61 DKP
Nevederia's Left Eye - Cirice, 55 DKP
Loot Vulak'Aerr (Vulak Aired), August 4, 2016Kelsiferous' Armband of Artistry - Snaps, 125 DKP
Sirran's Boots of Insanity - Crowdcontrol, 138 DKP
Valtron's Necklace of Wonder - Gugarok, 100 DKP
Ancient: Feral Avatar - Anticide, 45 DKP
Maclaer's Boots of Silence - Legerdar, 147 DKP
Loot Ring War (The One Ring to Rule Them All), August 8, 2016Narandi's Lance - Thull, 2 DKP
Crown of Narandi - Zercon, 80 DKP
Earring of the Frozen Skull - Raxdin, 20 DKP
Faceguard of Bentos the Hero - Xita, 24 DKP
Choker of the Wretched - Vastov, 84 DKP
Loot Lord Yelinak (Lord Yelling Yak), August 8, 2016Dragon's Eye Sage Ring - Ceriv, 20 DKP
Very Large Coin Purse - Raxdin, 20 DKP
Very Large Coin Purse - Zenno, 14 DKP
Yelinak's Talisman - Daxyl, 87 DKP
Yelinak's Head - Kaizo, 58 DKP
Loot Eashen of the Sky (Eashen - Monk's Bane), August 9, 2016Mask of the Sky - Armagheadon, 25 DKP
Melodic Charm - Slamfist, 2 DKP
Loot Aaryonar (Big, Scary, and just a bit Aary), August 9, 2016Hand of the Master - Zephon, 33 DKP
Shield of the Wurms - Skyseer, 21 DKP
Shield of Fury - Gugarok, 1 DKP
Loot Lord Koi'Doken (Something seems "Fishy" about that pond over yonder.), August 9, 2016Siren Song, Dagger of the Sea - Snoogie, 25 DKP
Orb of the Deep Sea - Kaizo, 68 DKP
Ring of Superiority - Salandra, 90 DKP
Loot Lord Vyemm (Lord Vye the Science... Dragon), August 9, 2016Silver Whip of Rage - Armagheadon, 20 DKP
Silver Whip of Rage - Slamfist, 19 DKP
Silver Bracelet of Rage - Kaizo, 48 DKP
Loot Lady Mirenilla (Lady Vanilla), August 9, 2016Ebony Headband - Brofist, 84 DKP
Mithril Gauntlets - Skyseer, 26 DKP
Mithril Gauntlets - Snoogie, 29 DKP
Loot Dagarn the Destroyer (Trogdor the Burninator), August 11, 2016Ancient Wurm Hide Robe - Nildrach, 10 DKP
Belt of the Destroyer - Zercon, 80 DKP
Loot Lord Kreizenn (A Kreizenn in the Sun), August 11, 2016Shiny Metallic Gloves - Raxdin, 40 DKP
Shiny Metallic Gloves - Allilia, 35 DKP
Loot Jorlleag (Jorlleag the Gater), August 11, 2016Earring of the Icecaster - Taluvana, 50 DKP
Silver Chains - Ryeson, 80 DKP
Onyx Chain Leggings - Ryeson, 3 DKP
Loot Lady Nevederia (Dangerous even at one percent), August 11, 2016Nevederia's Left Eye - Raxdin, 100 DKP
Loot Vulak'Aerr (Vulak Bares All), August 11, 2016Solist's Earring of Insight - Raxdin, 110 DKP
Valtron's Necklace of Wonder - Terrapin, 140 DKP
Hobart's War Helmet - Asherr, 88 DKP
Do`Vassir's Gauntlets of Might - Shawman, 138 DKP
Ancient: Starfire of Ro - Taluvana, 10 DKP
Ancient: Master of Death - Cirice, 50 DKP
Loot Ikatiar the Venom (The Monks Made Me Do It), August 11, 2016Ancient Wyvern Hide Boots - Pullers, 12 DKP
Mask of Venom - Snoogie, 25 DKP
Loot King Tormax (King Relax), August 15, 2016Crown of the Kromzek Kings - Gugarok, 80 DKP
Boots of the Storm - Kaizo, 47 DKP
Ring of Lightning - Salandra, 60 DKP
King Tormax's Head - impetus, 156 DKP
White Dragon Scale Sash - Tholus, 72 DKP
Shard of Hsagra's Talisman - Innate, 0 DKP
Orb of the Infinite Void - Wakko, 51 DKP
Loot Derakor the Vindicator (Derazor the Monkinator), August 15, 2016Boots of the Vindicator - Somdood, 20 DKP
Hammer of Battle - Daxyl, 25 DKP
Iron Scroll of War - Wakko, 40 DKP
Reaver - Vastov, 5 DKP
Loot Statue of Rallos Zek (Statue of Broken Dreams), August 15, 2016
Loot Idol of Rallos Zek (Idol of Great Intentions), August 15, 2016
Look like your cup of tea?
Kinda Sticky and Super Ikky
In the depths of the old city that lies beyond the dense jungles of Kunark reigns a traitor of The Scale. A Dragon so powerful he laid waste to a great Iksar Empire. A Dragon so great, we still hadn't checked him off our PhinnyKills...
Once a bane to Bards all across the land; reduced to a stinking pile of... druid BPs? Really? Oh come on...
Loot Trakanon (Anon is not allowed, Trak.), July 19, 2016Elder Spiritist's Breastplate - Taluvana, 1 DKP
Undead Dragongut Strings - Snoogie, 65 DKP
As if our evening wasn't putrid enough, we made our way back into The North Wing and did a bit of house cleaning...
Loot Eashen of the Sky (Eashen not EashAHN), July 19, 2016Onyx Chain Sleeves - Shawman, 48 DKP
Twisted Steel Bastard Sword - Kaizo, 2 DKP
Loot Ikatiar the Venom (Ikky Sticky Venom), July 19, 2016Harla Dar's Talisman - Ozirus, 54 DKP
Ancient Tarnished Chain Gauntlets - Legerdar, 3 DKP
Ancient Silk Turban - Crowdcontrol, 26 DKP
Ancient Tarnished Vambraces - Snoogie, 1 DKP
Ancient Wyvern Hide Boots - Legerdar, 6 DKP
Ancient Wyvern Hide Tunic - Pullers, 26 DKP
Cloak of Venom - Cirice, 60 DKP
Not too shabby for a Tuesday!
It's rather strange to say that Thursday felt a bit like a retro raid with all the time we've been spending in the Temple, but we had a great time taking names and collecting heads! Not to mention a few ST keys as well!
Did you even know this guy dropped an earring? Rare loots indeed!
Loot Derakor the Vindicator (Derakor the Lactator), July 21, 2016
Loot King Tormax (King Snorlax), July 21, 2016Coldain Skin Gloves - impetus, 21 DKP
Wrist Guard of Thunder - Solimier, 46 DKP
Axe of the Kromzek Kings - Armagheadon, 1 DKP
Boots of the Storm - Zercon, 49 DKP
King Tormax's Head - DeadlyFist, 128 DKP
Orb of the Infinite Void - Crowdcontrol, 51 DKP
Loot Lord Yelinak (The CotH Trials: Yelinak), July 21, 2016Celestial Essence Robe - Crowdcontrol, 30 DKP
Outrider's Taming Whip - Terrapin, 21 DKP
Yelinak's Head - Arkonn, 61 DKP
Yelinak's Talisman - Reclusive, 121 DKP
It's not the first time we've done battle with this guy, but it was our first time attempting the "Catapulted Ogre Attack" strategy and it did not dissapoint!
Loot Statue of Rallos Zek (Statue Kiting 101), July 21, 2016Breastplate of Eradication - Daxyl, 25 DKP
Cloak of the Falling Stars - Xita, 38 DKP
Iron Scroll of War - Snaps, 38 DKP
Reaver - Skyseer, 6 DKP
Damn That's Epic!
So much happened this weekend over at TMO and you probably missed it! Luckily our guild photographer, Crowdcontrol, was there. Check out all the great shots on the forums! (don't worry! I'll open it in a new window for you so you can keep reading)
I mean, remember this guy?
And these optionals weren't just masturbation I assure you - they lead to some serious business. How serious you ask? Well let's see if this does it for you...
Snoogie - Second Guild Bard Epic do anything for ya?
Fair enough - How does Wishiwas with Guild First Mage Epic tickle your fancy?
Grats to all! And just check out this sweet shot from the upcoming docu-drama "Love & Gnomercy"
Loot Derakor the Vindicator (Derakor the Vindicated), July 14, 2016Chestplate of Vindication - Slamfist, 12 DKP
Loot Dain Frostreaver IV (Dain Frostreaver IV... V... VI?), July 14, 2016Ring of Winter - Wakko, 21 DKP
Frostreaver's Velium Crown - Snoogie, 15 DKP
Frostreaver - Armagheadon, 1 DKP
Dain Frostreaver's Head - Terrapin, 56 DKP
Loot Lord Yelinak (Lord Yelinak: The Run of Doom), July 14, 2016Celestial Essence Robe - Raxdin, 30 DKP
Dragons Blood Earring - Xita, 37 DKP
Dragons Blood Earring - Zercon, 20 DKP
Yelinak's Head - Terrapin, 50 DKP
Yelinak's Talisman - BowlOFruit, 137 DKP
Loot Statue of Rallos Zek (Bust of Rallos Zek), July 14, 2016Corroded Chain Tunic - Lillyana, 35 DKP
Breastplate of Eradication - Gugarok, 30 DKP
Swiftblade of Zek - Legerdar, 17 DKP
Loot Idol of Rallos Zek (Twelfth Effigy of Rallos Zek), July 14, 2016
Grats on TMO First Idol!
After clearing the halls that once tested us, we bull-Dozekar'd through and made our way to the Northern Wing of Veeshan.
Loot Dozekar the Cursed (Halls of Dozekar), July 12, 2016Tattered Silk Sleeves - impetus, 7 DKP
Tattered Silk Wristband - Drakana, 6 DKP
Unadorned Plate Vambraces - Banarus, 10 DKP
Emerald Tear - Salandra, 55 DKP
Ruby Tear - Solimier, 60 DKP
Serrated Tear - BowlOFruit, 35 DKP
Unadorned Plate Greaves - Daxyl, 12 DKP
Unadorned Plate Vambraces - Daxyl, 10 DKP
Unadorned Plate Helmet - Vastov, 11 DKP
Unadorned Leather Sleeves - Pullers, 17 DKP
Unadorned Plate Bracer - Banarus, 10 DKP
Unadorned Plate Helmet - Daxyl, 11 DKP
Loot Eashen of the Sky (Eashen ), July 12, 2016Bracelet of the Sky - Skyseer, 21 DKP
Onyx Chain Sleeves - Somdood, 38 DKP
Onyx Chain Sleeves - Kaizo, 35 DKP
Once we had cut our teeth on the Nothern Wing, we decided to head back there first on our Tuesday 7/18 raid.
Lord Fleshlight & Dagarn the Butt Destroyer Down!
Loot Lord Feshlak (Lord Fleshlight), July 18, 2016Harla Dar's Talisman - Raxdin, 50 DKP
Beldron's Vambraces of Impiety - Zercon, 15 DKP
Vambraces of Discontent - Legerdar, 11 DKP
Loot Dagarn the Destroyer (Dagarn the Destroyer: A lesson in Alliteration), July 18, 2016Ancient Wurm Hide Robe - Ranari, 1 DKP
Ancient Wurm Hide Greaves - Kaizo, 53 DKP
Ancient Wurm Hide Greaves - Armagheadon, 50 DKP
Who wore it better? Let us know!
Ancient Wurm Hide Greaves
We've begun to make our way into Sleeper's Tomb and with that comes Primal Velium weapons:
Hey all - we've officially decided to move to the Quarm event server and delete all characters on Phinny. Please parcel all droppables to Tmobank and delete your toon. Thanks for being part of TMO! It was a good run.
Bad Zephon!! -- Kaizo
Quarm is a new event server that starts today and will; run for at least three months. Completing challenges on this server can earn rewards that can be claimed on other servers. Although many of our members plan are particpating, Quarm will never be our focus and Mon, Tues, Thurs raids will continue as planned. That said, feel free to come join us and hopefully earn some rewards! Check out the new Discord Text Channel #quarm!
Guild Firsts Like a Boss (Quarm for Example!)
We've been smacking around Norrath and collecting guild firsts with mad vigor. Monday saw guild first Cazic-Thule 2.0 kill (with a Fear clear and AoN!), guild first Zlandicar (which was underwhelming), guild first Klandicar, and we still had time to down Harla Dar and Velketor before I blacked out! Grats to us!
Loot Cazic-Thule (Cazic-Thule... and friends.), July 11, 2016Eye of Cazic-Thule - Vastov, 60 DKP
Brain of Cazic-Thule - Somdood, 80 DKP
Amulet of Necropotence - Wishiwas, 130 DKP
Crimson Robe of Alendine - Zephon, 6 DKP
Darkwood Trunk - Vastov, 17 DKP
Darkwood Trunk - Cirice, 16 DKP
Grotesque Girdle - Baconarmour, 35 DKP
Grotesque Girdle - Ozirus, 43 DKP
Eye of Cazic-Thule - Tholus, 40 DKP
Loot Zlandicar (Zlandi? Klandi? Who can tell them apart anyway?), July 11, 2016Gauntlets of Mortality - Xenoblade, 1 DKP
Zlandicar's Heart - Cirice, 23 DKP
First Brood Talisman - Skyseer, 21 DKP
Frakadar's Talisman - Snoogie, 9 DKP
Closing the Tune on June
It's that time of the month again and Tookie couldn't be more excited! That's right! Numbers and stats time...
Velious Leaders: Pruned and Ruined in June
Grats to all on the super smooth Yelinak kill! Velious Leaders are toast!
Loot Lord Yelinak (Lord Yelinak), June 29, 2016Ayill's Aged Stone Shield - Arkonn, 5 DKP
Celestial Essence Robe - Wini, 35 DKP
Dragons Blood Earring - Karadra, 20 DKP
Dragons Blood Earring - Gugarok, 15 DKP
Yelinak's Head - Gugarok, 48 DKP
Don't be a goon! It's never too soon and always opportune to commune so grab your toon and attune to our platoon!
Into the Tombs
See the Teaser after the Jump!
And then there was one...
The heat of summer has begun to melt away at the icy heart of Velious and it's time we expanded our Halls of Heads like it was the House of Black and White. We've seen some serious guild firsts over the past couple of weeks and are filling out our Phinny Kills board with accelerated haste.
Let's start with the Leader's of Velious - One more to go!
Loot King Tormax (King Tormax), June 27, 2016White Dragon Scale Sash - Skyseer, 81 DKP
Boots of the Storm - Armagheadon, 50 DKP
Velium Encrusted Gauntlets - Kaizo, 13 DKP
King Tormax's Head - Shawman, 62 DKP
Orb of the Infinite Void - Wishiwas, 30 DKP
Loot Dain Frostreaver IV (Dain Frostreaver IV), June 28, 2016Dain Frostreaver's Head - Gugarok, 25 DKP
Frostreaver - Zercon, 15 DKP
Frostreaver's Embroidered Cloak - Ozirus, 85 DKP
Ring of Winter - Ozirus, 13 DKP
Perhaps "Triplets" next week? I guess that makes Yelinak, Eddie Murphy?
But that's not all!
We've been slamming away at Velious taking names... these names:
Loot Derakor the Vindicator (Derakor the Vindicator), June 27, 2016Chestplate of Vindication - Arkonn, 21 DKP
Silvery Belt of Contention - Shawman, 1 DKP
Loot Velketor the Sorcerer (Velketor the Sorcerer), June 27, 2016Icicle Wristband - Solimier, 1 DKP
Frozen Efreeti Boots - Xita, 6 DKP
Bone Ring of Condemnation - Zephon, 16 DKP
Snow Storm Mask - BowlOFruit, 1 DKP
Velketor's Spell Book - Salandra, 70 DKP
Vermilion Robe of Torrefaction - Snaps, 1 DKP
Loot Statue of Rallos Zek (Statue of Rallos Zek), June 27, 2016Iron Scroll of War - Wishiwas, 17 DKP
Reaver - Zercon, 3 DKP
Loot Plane of Fear (Plane of Fear), June 28, 2016Shawl of Protection - Kaizo, 35 DKP
Zombie Flesh Bracer - Snaps, 50 DKP
Amulet of Necropotence - Slamfist, 121 DKP
Amulet of Necropotence - BowlOFruit, 80 DKP
Crimson Robe of Alendine - Cirice, 26 DKP
Slime Blood of Cazic-Thule - Baconarmour, 60 DKP
Slime Blood of Cazic-Thule - Cirice, 3 DKP
Double AoN? Sure thing!
Blowing Leafs and Stuff
Through persistence and much sacrifice, Budley clenched a guild first Nature Walkers Scimitar!
Check all this sweet Halls of Testing gear.
Loot Halls of Testing (Halls of Testing), June 23, 2016Unadorned Plate Vambraces - Tholus, 15 DKP
Tattered Silk Boots - Wishiwas, 11 DKP
Tattered Silk Turban - Wishiwas, 5 DKP
Tattered Silk Turban - Wini, 9 DKP
Unadorned Plate Greaves - Arkonn, 10 DKP
Unadorned Leather Boots - Pullers, 20 DKP
Unadorned Leather Gloves - Pullers, 1 DKP
Unadorned Plate Boots - Arkonn, 3 DKP
Unadorned Plate Helmet - Tholus, 8 DKP
Unadorned Leather Sleeves - Solimier, 4 DKP
Unadorned Leather Sleeves - Budley, 2 DKP
Unadorned Plate Bracer - Tholus, 7 DKP
Unadorned Chain Tunic - Khoal, 75 DKP
Unadorned Leather Boots - Taluvana, 17 DKP
Unadorned Plate Boots - Zercon, 3 DKP
Unadorned Chain Boots - Ryder, 20 DKP
Unadorned Leather Bracelet - Pullers, 13 DKP
Unadorned Plate Boots - Snoogie, 1 DKP
Unadorned Plate Greaves - Armagheadon, 8 DKP
And that's just the Official Stuff. We've had just as much at TMO After Dark, but that's NSFW.
This just in; Dozekar the Cursed down to TMO! Grats Shawman on guild first White Dragonscale Boots! Damn those are some BiS ass boots!
You with us?
Not rolling with TMO? Disappointing. But, it's not too late...
Severilous: Serving Up Some Yellow Text
Good old Severilous offered himself up as the first Ring of Scale dragon to meet it's fate at the hands of TMO. And we did guild first the TMO way; twice! Hot-balls!
Loot Severilous (Severilous Instance), June 9, 2016Dragon Hero Bracer - Lillyana, 5 DKP
Green Dragon Scales - Trumph, 10 DKP
Torn, Burnt Book - bank, 0 DKP
Treasure Hunter's Satchel - Cirice, 20 DKP
Loot Severilous (Severilous Static), June 9, 2016Dragon Hero Bracer - Pullers, 5 DKP
Orb of Tishan - Cirice, 7 DKP
Treasure Hunter's Satchel - Budley, 20 DKP
Monday's Raid had to be cancelled because, you know, shotguns and all that. The DDoS has been crippling the game for a few days now. We're hoping things are stable tonight for HoT, but we'll see. Although the raid was cancelled, we still found some Mischief...
Remember to update your Epic progress on the forums in your class section! This will let your class leaders know what part you're on so we can schedule accordingly. You can also request Raid targets (including specific Epic fights) over in the Raids forum here!
Thanks for capturing us perfectly. Talk about it on the forums.
We've officially made the swap over to Discord from Ventrillo. It offers a ton more features and we're assisting on their BETA test which allows us to drive the development and get grandfathered into an awesome position with our comms provider. If you haven't download the application (it runs on damn near anything) and join us!
Mains, Raids, DKP, and You! - A Primer
Are you hip to the most up-to-date TMO DKP Policies? Make sure you've read the document recently.
Leveling With the Raid
To maintain our awesome trajectory, we've adjusted raid levels. Here's the basics:
- Classic Content (Retro Raid! Planes, Naggy, Vox, etc..) - 46+
- Expansion Content - 55+
In order to ease the pain of this transition we've been increasing the level slightly each week. Here's the schedule:
- 6/07 - 6/13 - 53+
- 6/14 - 6/20 - 54+
- 6/21+ - 55+
Not there yet? Stop your bitching and go level up!
Sound unfamiliar? Lost on what's up? Check #announcements in Discord!
Derakor the Vindicated
What's this Derakor's Head? Oh, just some Tunare Druid gloves? Rot it IMO!
Derakor Down to TMO!
Loot Monday (Monday 20160606), June 6, 2016Chestplate of Vindication - Kaizo, 65 DKP
Derakor's Head - Taluvana, 1 DKP
Corroded Breastplate - Arkonn, 26 DKP
Tuesday saw us in the Halls of Testing - Grats to all those who scored!
Loot Halls of Testing (Halls of Testing 20160607), June 7, 2016Tattered Silk Sleeves - Salandra, 10 DKP
Unadorned Plate Vambraces - Arkonn, 11 DKP
Unadorned Chain Tunic - Xita, 51 DKP
Tattered Silk Robe - Ozirus, 90 DKP
Poison Symbol - Tookie, 0 DKP
Serrated Symbol - Armagheadon, 0 DKP
Flame Kissed Symbol - Khoal, 0 DKP
Flame Kissed Symbol - Kaizo, 0 DKP
Unadorned Leather Sleeves - Mork, 16 DKP
Unadorned Plate Greaves - Tholus, 23 DKP
Unadorned Chain Sleeves - Xita, 14 DKP
Platinum Symbol - Tookie, 0 DKP
Runed Symbol - Cirice, 0 DKP
Unadorned Chain Boots - Khoal, 13 DKP
Tattered Silk Wristband - Ozirus, 16 DKP
Unadorned Plate Bracer - Kaizo, 7 DKP
Unadorned Plate Helmet - Slamfist, 3 DKP
White Symbol - Kaizo, 0 DKP
Epic as Shit
We just keep getting more epic, and one way we do that is... more epics. Check these out! Some serious guild firsts! Did I miss your recent epic'ing? Let me know!
Arkonn with that guild first Paladin Epic!
Gugarok with guild first Shadowknight Epic!
May may have had been our best month yet, maybe?
It's true! The stars aligned for TMO and saw some awesome timing and some awesome progress create a total eclipse of awesomness that blew our butts wide open.
- Early Velious? Lawl Check!
- Applications for days? Indeed!
- Member Character Diversification? Filling much needed roles? I concur good sir!
- Rank and Role Adjustments? Promotions? Yeeh boi!
- Many, many, many Guild Firsts? Ya betcha!
- Memorial Day Weekend Bonus EXP and Event? OMG! I love it!
But why use words when numbers tell the story and are a lot less wordy?
Grats on Ding! Now Update Your Thing!
Since we did have so many members make awesome gains in levels (and some changed Race; and even Gender?!?!), I wanted to remind everyone that you should consider updating your character information for the DKP system. There is a Tutorial on the forums.
KO in KD
Thursday's raid had us testing the waters and learning what we need to bring in the future to bring down the bigs guys of Kael. It was all good experience as we attempted a few different methods of opening the WhoopAss can. One thing we did know though, is more levels, more tanks and more clerics were certainly needed. Now that those factors have improved greatly, we're looking forward to our next attempts and finally getting some sweet giant loots.
Oh, did I mention we got some serious upgrades while we were at it? Hotballs!
Loot Kael Drakkel (Kael Drakkel), May 26, 2016Steel Wristband of Strategy - Ozirus, 3 DKP
Dire Wolf-Hide Cloak - Vidius, 3 DKP
Silvery Belt of Contention - Hypnottic, 47 DKP
Cloak of the Maelstrom - Ramladu, 11 DKP
Bow of the Huntsman - Kolil, 12 DKP
Corroded Chain Bracer - Skyseer, 7 DKP
Barbed Dragonscale Boots - Trumph, 6 DKP
Eyepatch of the Shadows - Trumph, 7 DKP
Orb of the Infinite Void - Tholus, 40 DKP
Corroded Plate Boots - Arkonn, 3 DKP
Corroded Plate Boots - Ramladu, 1 DKP
Corroded Plate Bracer - Trumph, 2 DKP
Your Just a Little Bit Special Event!
Our glorious, and newly Ogre-izzed leader, Kaizo, declared we should all make the most of the bonus experience pumping out the veins of America's enemies, and get down to business. Groups made their ways to all 7 corners of Norrath! Much leveling was had all weekend and during this very Special Event.
Thanks to all our active and vet military for keeping America's EQ hosting servers safe and operational!
Testing the Halls
We did Halls of Testing and it's not quite super boring yet! I know it's coming soon...
I'll drop them sweet phats here when they're hot off the presses. Stay frosty!
Maths is Hard
In typical Daybreak Fashion, we were tickled to discover that Wednesday, May 18th's serverwide announcement that Velious had be breached was not hijynx, but rather a pretty massive fuck up. Having only hours earlier released the newest Patch and excitedly announcing Velious would be arriving at 4PM EST on Wednesday, May 25th, DBG durped the big one and out slipped EverQuest's 2nd expansion exactly one week early.
At first we weren't sure what to do. We all expected a roll back. And, as RNG always goes, after camping it for several hours, the Idol of the Underking finally dropped for Meeseeks. To our surprise however, it took so long for an official response to the issue that too much damage would have been done and we all received an extra week of Velious. This expansion was already planned for 4 months (instead of the typical 3) and thus we expect Shadows of Luclin to drop 9/28 (or may be 9/21 if they still haven't learned how to write a procedure properly).
Caught off guard? Giant Bomb's Velious overview gives a great big picture look here.
Into the Icy Depths
We were excited to find that Kael was quite doable for us and scheduled our Thursday raid for Kael to test the waters. On Monday we took the class for a field trip out to Velketor's Labryinth to crawl the zone showing members that may never have been, or have forgotten the zone. We had a lot of fun getting wasted and slipping around. We managed to down Lord Bob, but found Velketor a bit too hefty a target for us quite yet. After Velketor we headed over to Karnor's Castle and brought Venril Sathir down to his knees for our first
Loot Venril Sathir (Venril Sathir), May 24, 2016Mrylokar's Greaves - Reclusive, 45 DKP
Mrylokar's Greaves - Guvna, 35 DKP
Nightshade Scented Staff - Zephon, 16 DKP
Blackened Iksar bones - Skyseer, 3 DKP
Gnarled Staff - bank, 0 DKP
Loot Venril Sathir (Venril Sathir), May 24, 2016Ancient Shissar Gauntlet - Salandra, 50 DKP
Blackened Iksar bones - Khoal, 25 DKP
Gnarled Staff - Ozirus, 1 DKP
times. We then wrapped our Monday with a bit of Fear. Good times.
A Song of Fire and Ice
Tuesday we gave Naggy the bidness and made a mad dash for the Temple of Veeshan and the Halls of Testing! We were happy to find it quite accessible including named mobs and got some serious loot!
Loot Lord Nagafen (Lord Nagafen), May 25, 2016Gauntlets of Fiery Might - Reclusive, 26 DKP
Gold Plated Koshigatana - Ryder, 3 DKP
Hierophant`s Crook - Zephon, 5 DKP
Hierophant`s Crook - Reclusive, 3 DKP
Red Dragon Scales - Bullroarer, 1 DKP
Loot Tuesday (Tuesday), May 25, 2016Polished Mithril Torque - Slamfist, 1 DKP
Mithril Vambraces - Tookie, 2 DKP
Polished Mithril Mask - Baconarmour, 1 DKP
Tattered Silk Turban - Salandra, 20 DKP
Unadorned Plate Gauntlets - Arkonn, 20 DKP
Tattered Silk Sleeves - Zephon, 12 DKP
Unadorned Plate Bracer - Ramladu, 12 DKP
Unadorned Plate Helmet - Bullroarer, 12 DKP
Unadorned Plate Bracer - Arkonn, 12 DKP
Tattered Silk Gloves - Zephon, 7 DKP
Unadorned Plate Greaves - Ramladu, 25 DKP
Unadorned Plate Helmet - Ramladu, 11 DKP
Unadorned Chain Gauntlets - Xita, 6 DKP
Unadorned Plate Vambraces - Bullroarer, 13 DKP
Unadorned Chain Leggings - Xita, 10 DKP
These pieces allow you to make awesome armor that you pick up in Skyshrine using the item from Halls of Testing and 3 specific gems with Ally faction. Get the faction in Kael, get the pieces in Halls of Testing (Temple of Veeshan's East Wing), get the gems in Velious zones such as Cobalt Scar, Velk's and Siren's Grotto, and turn them in in Skyshrine.
A full guide of all the Velious Armor is on the site here.
Tonight 5/26's Thursday Raid begins at 8pm EST - We will be back Kael and will be attempting Derakor the Vindicator - Be there! Get Thurgadin Armor, Thurg and CoV faction and a Vindy BP?!?!?
Patching and Pet Pulling
WHAT?!?!?! Patch?!? Still an hour and a half of downtime. What a bummer. Oh, what's this? Patch notes.. Hmmm... Let's see... boring, live, non-progression; oh. Interesting:
- The Presence of the Mighty aura effect will no longer aggro pets, break invisibility, or break feign death.
Well how about that!
Best part of this patch though; Gargoyles!
Man, I loved that cartoon.
That's right! For you Classic Fans, we got our classic ass gargoyles back! Sweet biscuit.
- Gargoyles across Norrath, celebrate by flapping your granite wings! In classic zones, Gargoyles have reverted to their classic appearance.
Of Gods and Dragons
We had many new faces (and two-faces?) on our Monday and Tuesday raids this week. They picked the right time too. We managed to score some decent loot for once! Check it out:
Loot Innoruuk (Innoruuk), May 17, 2016Hotof's Bracer - DeadlyFist, 1 DKP
Hotof's Bracer - Lillyana, 1 DKP
Eye of Innoruuk - Cirice, 26 DKP
Earring of Bashing - Tookie, 25 DKP
Ring of Pureblood - Kaizoku, 2 DKP
Loot Lord Nagafen (Lord Nagafen), May 18, 2016Blight, Hammer of the Scourge - Ryder, 3 DKP
Cloak of Flames - Xita, 142 DKP
Gold Plated Koshigatana - Skyseer, 3 DKP
Gold Plated Koshigatana - Quercetin, 4 DKP
Orb of Tishan - Quercetin, 5 DKP
Loot Lady Vox (Lady Vox), May 18, 2016Runed Bolster Belt - Arkonn, 128 DKP
Tobrin's Mystical Eyepatch - Salandra, 90 DKP
White Dragon Hide - Quercetin, 100 DKP
White Dragon Scales - Pullers, 16 DKP
Monday night we had some extra time and a great turn out so we decided to get a guage on Kunark. Talendor was to be our thermostat. Regretabbly, with 1 Warrior and 1 60 Cleric, we just didn't have what it takes to bring him down. The good news is, we wrapped early on Tuesday so all you scrubs can go get 60! Do it.
Winter is Coming!
Aren't I clever? Probably the first one ever to take that thing from the Game of Thrones thing and apply it to the Velious thing. See? It's hilarious.
Although you'd expect it to creep with the glacial speed of an ice continent Velious is now almost exactly one week away!
Wednesday, May 25th 2PM PDT (5PM Eastern Guild Time)
Server up. And what's this? New BG? INB4U!