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  • Friday, December 2, 2016 11:35
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02 December
News

Toppling the Temple

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Hubris of the Shissar


Striking at Divinty

The Shissars were one of the great powers of antiquity on Norrath, though few traces remain of what was once a mighty empire dominating the continent of Kunark. They rose to power at some unclear point between the Age of Scale, dominated by the dragons, and the great Iksar empire – presumably the Shissar powers were a feature of the Elder Age of Norrath.

As often in the history of Norrath, it was hubris and a desire to challenge the gods that resulted in disaster.

The Shissars traditionally worshipped Cazic Thule , but as they came to dominate Kunark they started to think of themselves as greater than the God of Terror. To demonstrated this they enslaved the lizard-like Iksars , one of the races created by Cazic-Thule.

Whether the Shissars were themselves created by Cazic is unclear. Though their reptilian appearance and their taste for terror and necromancy are quite reminsicent of the God of Terror’s preferences, the Shissars themselves came to claim that they had been created instead by the primordial deity Veeshan , the crystal dragon.

It was also claimed that their perpetual emperor, the immortal and very powerful Shissar warrior Ssraeshza, was himself a demigod. Ssraeshza, the Shissar theologians claimed, was the very son of Veeshan and had created all Shissars from his own scales.

They also claimed that the other gods had grown jealous of the perfection and power of the Shissars, and had stolen Ssraeshza’s strongest divine powers.

The conflict between Cazic-Thule and the Shissar escalated, and the God of Terror may have been the one who pushed for the gods to release one of their weapons of mass destruction against the empire of the serpent-men of antiquity. The deadly, airborne disease was called the Greenmist and killed nearly all that it touched. Soon, the once-mighty empire was ravaged by divine plague.

Whom the Gods Would Destroy

This targeted extinction-level event was not entirely successful. Most Shissar mages were dead or dying, but the very knowledgeable Imperial Wizard T’sharnell still lived.

At the Emperor’s urging, he tried a desperate spell that didn’t quite produce the intended effects, but took him, the Emperor and perhaps a hundred shissar survivors to the moon of Luclin. Being largely defined by their slave-holding practices, they also brought as many thralls as they could.

The Shissars, once possessed of formidable arrogance, were at that point culturally traumatised and living in terror that the Greenmist would follow them to the moon. As their slaves toiled to create a fortress in the hostile environment on Luclin, T’sharnell created magical barriers against the Greenmist.

To be even safer, the Emperor ordered to create a gigantic vacuum around their fortress, which even the Greenmist would be physically unable to cross.

T’sharnell and lesser wizards were successful, and blasted the atmosphere out of a large area around the fortress. This region became known as the Grey, an airless mineral desert.

The haggard Shissars were now safe, but their culture ossified. The elder lamented the loss of their great empire, many of their slaves died off, and the youths grew up without having ever experienced the grandeur of the true Shissars.

The life in the mostly-underground fortress (defiantly called the Temple of Ssraeshza) was much simpler and harsher than the imperial life, and they still were afraid.

Meanwhile, on Norrath, the Iksars were free – and eventually assembled an empire rivalling that of their former masters at its height.

Threats Anew

During the Age of Turmoil, in the deepest levels of the Temple, a conflict erupted with a strange race of beings, called Thought Horrors by Humans. At first, T’sharnell’s wards could contain the things from the caverns below, but the wizard sacrificed his life essence to prevent the renegade shissar black magician Vyz’dra and his minions from overthrowing Ssraeshza.

This coup attempt left the loyal Shissars reeling — as the power of Vyz’dra had been great — and deprived them of many of T’sharnell’s more recent wards. Albeit the airless barrier remained at the surface, the Thought Horrors found it much easier to reach the Temple, and they launched a great underground assault against the snake-folks.

Though they had hordes of mind-slaves and burrower worms, the Thought Horrors had underestimated the cruel power of the Shissars, and were repelled. Still, their attack had inflicted serious losses to the serpent-men and their slaves.

The war between the brood of Ssraezsha and the Thought Horrors commanded by the terrible Overfiend continues to rage under the Temple – in the immense network of caverns called the Deep. Though dreams of conquest were again awakening in Emperor Ssraezsha’s alien mind, the losses from the Vyz’dra plot and the Thought Horrors onslaught made them impractical.

Furthermore, the reactivation of the Combine Spires on Norrath , allowing Norrathian to teleport to the moon of Luclin on a regular basis, created grave concerns that the gods would notice the Shissar survivors and sent the Greenmist anew to finish the job.


Ssra Temple

The Ring of Scale Disposed - 11/19/2016


The Iksar had left the Dragon lands alone, but their threat was easy to see. The Dragon lords convened the Ring of Scale and argued about how to proceed. Trakanon, the large blue, advocated swift intervention on behalf of all races against the Iksar. However, Trakanon was voted down and the Ring of Scale decided to intervene only indirectly.

Trakanon and a number of the younger dragons decided more direct action was required. They conjured a squall at sea that destroyed Rile's warship while the King was on board. This action triggered a spectacular war among the Dragons that lasted for almost a half century. Since this Ring of Scale was, in all likelihood, responsible for the capture of our companion, we were understandably curious to learn as much as we could. Vanusk answered only one question with, "There are lesser dragons that fly across Norrath and pluck candidates for slavery to the Ring of Scale."

The Ring of Scale, a fracture group of the mighty Claws of Veeshan, made it's way to Kunark many ages ago. We totally forgot to kill them all so we went back to remedy that! The event was a lot of fun and made even better as we welcomed many new members into raiding with TMO.

The Realm of Luclin's Chosen

Vex Thal

As we reach the summit on the long stairway that was laid before us, we can see the horizon and it is bright and full of pixels.

VT Guides and Resources

Check out the Vex Thal Guide @ vt.themysticorder.com we have in development. Oh, wait, you don't have your key yet? Why not check out the VT Key Quest Guide @ vtkey.themysticorder.com!
(Note: These are for members only! You must be signed in)


16 November
News

Felling of the Fallen

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The Tragedy of Khati Sha

The Kerran, Khati Sha, was the most accomplished of his kind. In serving the Great Uniter, King Vah Kerrath, he traveled the world of Norrath, seeking out mysteries and investigating threats to his kingdom. The animals of Norrath were his friends and allies; he spoke to the birds and sang with the wolves. He knew the secret language of the forest and the ways of the plains. He climbed the mountains beside the great goats and sheep that dwell there, and he fought alongside the mighty cave bears. He learned the wisdom of dragons and the hidden knowledge of the fey. In all these things, Khati Sha was the wisest of his kind. Many were the times that his devotion and learning saved our people from disaster.

When the Shifting brought the Kerran to this realm, Khati Sha was among the first to venture into the darkness beyond the city, to find safe routes across the Moon of Luclin. He first mapped Hollowshade Moor and learned the languages of the owlbears and the sonic wolves. He sought the great cats of Shadeweaver’s Thicket, rediscovered the lost path of the Beastlord and even ventured to the gates of dread Vex Thal.

Khati Sha returned to tell King Vah Kerrath of his discoveries, and the knowledge of the people grew. But having learned of the mysterious races of the light side of Luclin his curiosity overpowered his sense of self preservation. To the shores of the Twilight Sea and beyond he ventured, into the sun-baked wilderness of the Scarlet Desert, the crags of Mons Letalis, and beyond, to the airless waste that is called the Grey.

There he was lost. Hope dimmed with time and the Bards of King Vah Kerrath sang of his accomplisments in mournful eulogies.

The Shar Vahl and their king would be horrified if they knew the truth. In the Grey, Khati Sha was captured by the Shissar and taken to their temple, where he was subjected to unbelievable torments. Curious about the world’s newest inhabitants, the snake-folk twisted Khati Sha’s body and mind, transforming him into a cruel and terribly powerful creature of evil. Infected by the Shissars’ xenophobia and lust for further power, Khati Sha escaped from the Grey and wandered Luclin’s moon for a time, a twisted parody of the noble creature he had once been.

At length, he found his way back to the Mushroom Forest, where his people managed the thriving Acrylia Mines. In the depths of the mines, Khati Sha encountered a primitive race of bestial humanoids, which he dubbed grimlings. Handling the grimlings as cruelly as he himself had been manipulated by the Shissar, Khati Sha transformed them into a cruel, sadistic race bent on spreading death and suffering. By the thousands, the grimlings burst from the Acrylia Mines, slaying countless Vah Shir and driving the kerrans from the forest. Renamed the Grimling Forest, this realm is today a bloody battleground.

For their part, the grimlings worshipped their new leader as a god, who now called himself “Tashakhi,” a twisted version of his old name. Few, if any, have realized the similarities, though some newer grimling architecture is said to mirror the Vah Shir style of design — a fading remnant of Khati Sha’s old existence.

Today, Tashakhi is a brooding, skeletal being who dwells in the depths of the Acrylia Caverns, with the terrible powers of a malevolent godling, plotting with his grimling followers the ultimate conquest and destruction of his own people. Once the Vah Shir are utterly destroyed, Tashakhi intends to turn his insane wrath against the tegi and then the Combine refugees in Katta Castellum, Sanctus Seru, and Shadow Haven alike. Only then will he crush the Shissar, in a final and self-destructive act of vengeance against the race that turned him from hero into monster.

Loot eventicon80Thought Horror Overfiend (THO), November 15, 2016

icon Orb of Lost Souls - race 0 class 4 Marps, 5 DKP
icon Horns of Chaos - race 9 class 2 Naginni, 5 DKP

All Hallow's Eve

Halloween happened to fall on a raid night this year and we decided what more appropriate place to celebrate than The Plane of Fear!

Many excellent items and relics of our past were picked up by members new and old. After all the scary movies we had enjoyed this season, we had decided to purge ourselves the dread by killing the God of Fear himself.

Cazic Thule

Costume Contest


As if we didn't all get enough of costume contests at work and the local bars, TMO hosted it's own. Thanks so much to all that particpated! The costumes were awesome! Surprising no one,  race 13 class 12 Anticide, and those foxy green tights took home the prize! Grats  race 13 class 12 Anticide on the icon Krono!

You can check out all the submissions (if you are a member) here!

Bonus EXP

The incompetent overlords of EverQuest bestowed a great gift across the land. Bonus EXP! Our members made the most of it; grinding AAs, leveling alts and recruiting new members like mad! Welcome all you new faces! We're so pleased to have you.

38 Characters Added
400 Levels Gained

Hell of a week. Please give the new members a warm welcome and continue to keep an eye out for promising prospects too add to our ranks.

Busy, Busy, Busy

We've been rocking out so hard I've lost track of all the goings-on, so here is a random smattering of some of the crap we've been up to...

Loot eventicon84High Priest of Ssraeshza (HP and the Sorcerer's Stone), November 10, 2016

icon Pearlescent Armlet - race 10 class 12 Somdood, 51 DKP
icon Sapphire Studded Mantle - race 5 class 15 Sarienna, 50 DKP
icon Wrath's Edge - race 0 class 10 Reclusive, 21 DKP
27 October
News

Seru Persued

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Revenge on the Arx

The Fall of the Combine Empire

Tsaph Katta, emperor of the troubled combine was holding a grand state banquet.

Almost all nations and tribes were in attendance. The dwarven, gnomish, and elven allies all had ambassadors on hand as did the belligerent Teir'Dal. Even the ogres and trolls were represented. All who received an invitation felt compelled to attend, such was the might and the power of the Combine.

As the guests entered the banquet hall, Katta was there to receive them. One guest came with a smile on his lips and poison in his hand. He had dusted his glove with empolomine, a slow-killing, hallucination-inducing drug. The guest extended his hand as Tsaph welcomed him to the banquet. With the handshake the fate of the Combine was changed.

Katta's reaction was more rapid and violent then most and he collapsed during the dinner, appearing as one possessed. Possessed by evil, some muttered.

The banquet hall was cleared, and only a trusted few were allowed to remain.
As Katta lay on the floor, dying, he spoke his last breath into the ear of his closest advisor, a fellow bard named Lcea. The druids then came and wove stasis spells to keep him alive, and put a deep sleep charm on him so that he would not have to endure pain and suffering. Then the elves of the forest came and took Tsaph away, to hide him within their realm so that no further attempts on his life would be possible.

As soon as word spread around the world that Katta was dead, the Combine Empire broke into a thousand tainted pieces. The petty arguments that had shattered the world before his coming resumed with even more passion. The elves continued to keep watch over the resting-place of Tsaph Katta while a few loyal officials , led precariously by Lcea, fortified the Loyalists last remnants.

The suspect? The once loyal Paladin of the Combine, who would come to be known as Lord Inquistor Seru.

Halloween Costume Contest

It's that special time of year when the gossamer veil between our world and the realm of the dead is at it's thinnest! Come particpate in our special Halloween Costume Contest. The most spooktacular submission will walk away with a icon Krono we just stole from race 11 class 13 Kaizo's account and there is nothing scary about that! The rules are just as loose as you'd expect coming from race 8 class 1 Snoogie: your IRL costume, in-game character, pet or childrens are all acceptable so get to submitting!

04 October
News

Snakes, Sarnaks, & Burritos! Oh My!

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Our favorite game is Everquest - Battle Snakes....with bacon pancakes!


With Luclin opening up, we've moved our focus from velious into a full Moon drilling operation. Much like Armageddon, except without the asteroid ... and we're drilling snakes instead of rocks. 


I hear that Sarnak's favorite food is a burrito?

We all got a little bored while doing the Burrower Event & Thought Fiend, so we Sarnak suited up and goofed around abit!



08 September
News

Total Carnage

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The Rallos Sticker


Who wants to be a Barbarian?  race 2 class 1 Daxyl apparently. Grats on guild first (and super rare) icon Flayed Barbarian Hide Mask!

Clearing the rest of Kael was quite fruitful too.

Loot eventicon40Derakor the Vindicator (Derakor), September 5, 2016

Loot eventicon52Statue of Rallos Zek (Statue), September 5, 2016

icon Iron Scroll of War - race 6 class 7 Neosprings, 21 DKP
icon Hammer of Battle - race 2 class 6 Hyddin, 5 DKP

D@gR0nZ!

Giants are cool, but we still love slaying dragons. What? Don't Believe me? 

Loot eventicon72Lady Mirenilla (Mirenilla), September 6, 2016

icon Mithril Boots - race 2 class 1 Daxyl, 45 DKP
icon Frostwrath - race 4 class 8 Arkonn, 43 DKP

Loot eventicon71Lord Koi'Doken (Koi), September 6, 2016

icon Ancient Pirate's Eyepatch - race 2 class 6 Innate, 70 DKP

Loot eventicon63Ikatiar the Venom (Ikatiar), September 6, 2016

icon Poison Soaked Tunic - race 0 class 10 Xita, 5 DKP
icon Mask of Venom - race 0 class 11 Aizzen, 8 DKP

Loot eventicon64Aaryonar (Aaryonar), September 6, 2016

icon Whitestone Shield - race 11 class 13 Kaizo, 3 DKP

Loot eventicon67Lord Vyemm (Vye), September 6, 2016

icon Vyemm's Left Eye - race 0 class 7 Drakana, 60 DKP
icon Dragonrib Club - race 2 class 6 Hyddin, 3 DKP
icon Orb of the Deep Sea - race 15 class 13 Yety, 11 DKP

Loot eventicon61Lord Feshlak (Feshlak), September 6, 2016

icon Sky Watcher's Monocle - race 2 class 15 Iwill, 150 DKP
icon Amulet of the Storm - race 0 class 1 Slamfist, 9 DKP

Ducks of a Feather

They flock together I hear. Grats  race 0 class 7 Drakana and  race 6 class 7 Neosprings on their icon Scythe of the Shadowed Soul!

30 August
News

Avatar of doWned

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AoW Down!


Watch the kill shot here! (Thanks race 13 class 7 Cirice)

Congratulations to all of on our first Avatar of War kill! In spite of some pretty serious speed bumps, we managed to down him quite smoothly. Looking forward to put this guy on farm status especially considering how much he robbed us on loot!

Loot eventicon73Avatar of War (Avatar the Last Gender Bender (Who Knows What is Under that Cloth?)), August 29, 2016

icon Helmet of Rallos Zek - race 11 class 13 Kaizo, 53 DKP
icon War Bow of Rallos Zek - race 7 class 9 Ryeson, 167 DKP
icon War Bow of Rallos Zek - race 11 class 13 Kaizo, 20 DKP
icon War Bow of Rallos Zek - race 7 class 9 Terrapin, 5 DKP

Key Hunting

The third most common drop of the night (right after a bunch of lousy bows and a boatload of DKP!) had to have been the Keys! On the way we scored some pretty excellent loot too. Check it out:


Loot eventicon40Derakor the Vindicator (Derakor the Unimpressive), August 29, 2016

icon Chestplate of Vindication - race 4 class 8 Arkonn, 1 DKP
icon Torn Enchanted Silk Robe - race 5 class 4 Ciladen, 32 DKP

Loot eventicon60Idol of Rallos Zek (Kaizo says, "You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them or serve them.";), August 29, 2016



Loot eventicon58Zlandicar (KlanZlan Dicar), August 29, 2016

icon Harla Dar's Talisman - race 6 class 14 Allilia, 100 DKP
icon Zlandicar's Heart - race 1 class 7 Ranari, 21 DKP
icon Gauntlets of Mortality - race 15 class 13 Yety, 1 DKP



25 August
News

Avatard of War

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Mobile EQ

A real God-send for our casual crew (and Poke'mon Go players alike) Mobile EQ has lead to a major spike in guild turn-out! If you haven't yet invested in this incredible technology, we highly recommend you do so! You'll get to play on the go and are guaranteed to be the envy of every kid on the block.

(Perhaps if  race 11 class 13 Kaizo had went this route instead of buying some sort of IKEA spaceship desk he lacks the skills to assemble we would have had our leader this weekend...)

Avatard of War

As fun as chasing your tail around NToV can be, we decided it was time to work on adding more kills to our board. It's amazing to think how short a time ago it was that Vindy and King Tormax presented a real challenge for us. We watched as they, and their friends, melted into a soupy pile of loot. Yum! 

With our Ancient Songfist in place, we puckered our butts and brought in the Avatar. Slow and steady wins the raids they say, but in our case it got us to 18%. We recovered gracefully though and were able to nab him back before his despawn! Although reinvigorated, we all kind of expected some diminishing returns and we simply lost the war of attrition around 60%. Damn you Avatar! Next week....

Check this sucker out Full Reso here! It's pretty awesome. Thanks for capturing it race 13 class 12 Anticide!

Snake Eyes!

Members have been cracking out epics with mad vigor wrapping up the difficult ones on their mains and decking out their alts. Special grats to  race 1 class 4 Raxdin and  race 6 class 4 Salandra on our first two icon Staff of the Serpent!

Here fishy, fishy, fishy...

Koi'Doken is a stingy, stingy fish and I would enjoy him more as a Calfornia Roll. Anyways, some other things are dropping stuff. Here's what we got recently:

Loot eventicon71Lord Koi'Doken (Lord Nishikigoi), August 16, 2016

Loot eventicon67Lord Vyemm (Lord Knockback), August 16, 2016

icon Vyemm's Left Eye - race 13 class 11 Zercon, 28 DKP

Loot eventicon64Aaryonar (Aaaaaryonar), August 16, 2016

icon Circlet of Summer - race 6 class 15 Vastov, 52 DKP
icon Mask of Fall - race 10 class 12 Somdood, 11 DKP
icon Katana of Pain - race 15 class 13 Yety, 2 DKP

Loot eventicon59Eashen of the Sky (Eashen - Innate-ly Difficult), August 16, 2016

icon Onyx Chain Sleeves - race 2 class 15 Iwill, 80 DKP
icon Cloak of the Sky - race 13 class 12 Anticide, 92 DKP
icon Claw of Lightning - race 0 class 10 Xita, 237 DKP

Loot eventicon72Lady Mirenilla (Lady M for Mithril), August 16, 2016

icon Mithril Helm - race 3 class 12 Skyseer, 98 DKP
icon Orb of the Crimson Bull - race 4 class 15 Tholus, 44 DKP

Loot eventicon62Dagarn the Destroyer (Dagarn the Destroyer), August 18, 2016

icon Dagarn's Tail - race 15 class 13 Yety, 3 DKP

Loot eventicon65Lord Kreizenn (Lord Kreizenn), August 18, 2016

icon Bow of the Silver Fang - race 7 class 9 Ryeson, 1 DKP
icon Silver Disk - race 8 class 1 Snoogie, 35 DKP

Loot eventicon66Jorlleag (Jorlleag), August 18, 2016

icon Earring of the Icecaster - race 6 class 4 Salandra, 40 DKP
icon Earring of the Icecaster - race 6 class 15 Meeseeks, 35 DKP
16 August
News

Echoes Through the Halls

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Echoes Through the Halls

The walls have long become familiar, but will never get old as they resonant the restorative chords of icon Ancient: Lcea's Lament. Grats  race 0 class 1 Slamfist! His melodic tones have lead us deep into the Temple as we add Dragon after Dragon to our repertoire. I'd love to make some jokes about these recent raids, but race 11 class 13 Kaizo has been knocking it out of the park with these raid notes... deep breath in... and... here we go... 

Loot eventicon56Dozekar the Cursed (Dozing at Dozekar), July 25, 2016

icon Ruby Tear - race 3 class 12 Shawman, 68 DKP

Loot eventicon59Eashen of the Sky (Eashen of the Sky... Seer?), July 26, 2016

icon Ring of the Sky - race 11 class 13 Armagheadon, 38 DKP
icon Shield of Fury - race 13 class 11 Zercon, 5 DKP

Loot eventicon64Aaryonar (Aaryonar of the Wandering Path), July 26, 2016

icon Hand of the Master - race 3 class 12 Skyseer, 132 DKP
icon Katana of Pain - race 11 class 11 Gugarok, 0 DKP
icon Forging Hammer - race 4 class 8 Arkonn, 1 DKP

Loot eventicon61Lord Feshlak (Lord Fesh Found Lacking), July 26, 2016

icon Amulet of the Storm - race 7 class 9 Legerdar, 10 DKP
icon Boots of the Dead Dream - race 13 class 7 Zephon, 66 DKP
icon Thunderstone - race 0 class 10 Reclusive, 81 DKP

Loot eventicon51Trakanon (Traka-gone), July 28, 2016

icon Undead Dragongut Strings - race 2 class 1 Daxyl, 125 DKP
icon Mana Robe - race 2 class 14 Ozirus, 75 DKP

Loot eventicon40Derakor the Vindicator (Derakor the Pinata), July 28, 2016

icon Chestplate of Vindication - race 13 class 12 Anticide, 44 DKP

Loot eventicon52Statue of Rallos Zek (Statue of Phallus Erect), July 28, 2016

icon Breastplate of Eradication - race 4 class 8 Arkonn, 37 DKP
icon Cloak of the Falling Stars - race 2 class 1 Daxyl, 15 DKP

Loot eventicon62Dagarn the Destroyer (Dragon the Dragon), August 1, 2016

icon Ancient Wurm Hide Greaves - race 13 class 6 Solimier, 41 DKP
icon Belt of the Destroyer - race 13 class 6 Solimier, 112 DKP

Loot eventicon65Lord Kreizenn (Lord Raisin), August 1, 2016

icon Dawncaller, Blade of the Morning - race 4 class 8 Arkonn, 1 DKP

Loot eventicon66Jorlleag (Vox the Second), August 1, 2016

icon Blydreln's Bane - race 0 class 1 Slamfist, 1 DKP
icon Onyx Chain Leggings - race 10 class 12 Somdood, 41 DKP
icon Sprinkler of the Spirits - race 15 class 15 Wakko, 55 DKP

Loot eventicon59Eashen of the Sky (Catcher in the Sky), August 2, 2016

icon Ring of the Sky - race 11 class 13 Kaizo, 25 DKP

Loot eventicon64Aaryonar (You done messed up Ay Ay Ron), August 2, 2016

icon Shield of the Wurms - race 13 class 12 Anticide, 15 DKP
icon Amulet of the Dreadgazer - race 7 class 9 Ryeson, 77 DKP
icon Amulet of the Dreadgazer - race 10 class 12 Somdood, 83 DKP

Loot eventicon67Lord Vyemm (Master of the Cleft Chin), August 2, 2016

icon Shield of the Wurms - race 3 class 12 Shawman, 2 DKP
icon Bow of the Silver Fang - race 7 class 9 Terrapin, 10 DKP
icon Vyemm's Right Eye - race 6 class 15 Vastov, 101 DKP
icon Dragonrib Club - race 0 class 10 Xita, 75 DKP
icon Dragonrib Club - race 0 class 10 Reclusive, 31 DKP

Loot eventicon68Lady Nevederia (Lady Never Dies), August 4, 2016

icon Medal of Deep Thought - race 13 class 12 Anticide, 61 DKP
icon Nevederia's Left Eye - race 13 class 7 Cirice, 55 DKP

Loot eventicon70Ring War (The One Ring to Rule Them All), August 8, 2016

icon Narandi's Lance - race 11 class 11 Thull, 2 DKP
icon Crown of Narandi - race 13 class 11 Zercon, 80 DKP
icon Earring of the Frozen Skull - race 1 class 4 Raxdin, 20 DKP
icon Faceguard of Bentos the Hero - race 0 class 10 Xita, 24 DKP
icon Choker of the Wretched - race 6 class 15 Vastov, 84 DKP

Loot eventicon59Eashen of the Sky (Eashen - Monk's Bane), August 9, 2016

icon Mask of the Sky - race 11 class 13 Armagheadon, 25 DKP
icon Melodic Charm - race 0 class 1 Slamfist, 2 DKP

Loot eventicon64Aaryonar (Big, Scary, and just a bit Aary), August 9, 2016

icon Hand of the Master - race 13 class 7 Zephon, 33 DKP
icon Shield of the Wurms - race 3 class 12 Skyseer, 21 DKP
icon Shield of Fury - race 11 class 11 Gugarok, 1 DKP

Loot eventicon71Lord Koi'Doken (Something seems "Fishy" about that pond over yonder.), August 9, 2016

icon Siren Song, Dagger of the Sea - race 8 class 1 Snoogie, 25 DKP
icon Orb of the Deep Sea - race 11 class 13 Kaizo, 68 DKP
icon Ring of Superiority - race 6 class 4 Salandra, 90 DKP

Loot eventicon67Lord Vyemm (Lord Vye the Science... Dragon), August 9, 2016

icon Silver Whip of Rage - race 11 class 13 Armagheadon, 20 DKP
icon Silver Whip of Rage - race 0 class 1 Slamfist, 19 DKP
icon Silver Bracelet of Rage - race 11 class 13 Kaizo, 48 DKP

Loot eventicon72Lady Mirenilla (Lady Vanilla), August 9, 2016

icon Mithril Gauntlets - race 3 class 12 Skyseer, 26 DKP
icon Mithril Gauntlets - race 8 class 1 Snoogie, 29 DKP

Loot eventicon62Dagarn the Destroyer (Trogdor the Burninator), August 11, 2016

icon Ancient Wurm Hide Robe - race 6 class 14 Nildrach, 10 DKP
icon Belt of the Destroyer - race 13 class 11 Zercon, 80 DKP

Loot eventicon65Lord Kreizenn (A Kreizenn in the Sun), August 11, 2016

icon Shiny Metallic Gloves - race 1 class 4 Raxdin, 40 DKP
icon Shiny Metallic Gloves - race 6 class 14 Allilia, 35 DKP

Loot eventicon66Jorlleag (Jorlleag the Gater), August 11, 2016

icon Earring of the Icecaster - race 7 class 16 Taluvana, 50 DKP
icon Silver Chains - race 7 class 9 Ryeson, 80 DKP
icon Onyx Chain Leggings - race 7 class 9 Ryeson, 3 DKP

Loot eventicon68Lady Nevederia (Dangerous even at one percent), August 11, 2016

icon Nevederia's Left Eye - race 1 class 4 Raxdin, 100 DKP

Loot eventicon63Ikatiar the Venom (The Monks Made Me Do It), August 11, 2016

icon Mask of Venom - race 8 class 1 Snoogie, 25 DKP

Loot eventicon40Derakor the Vindicator (Derazor the Monkinator), August 15, 2016

icon Boots of the Vindicator - race 10 class 12 Somdood, 20 DKP
icon Hammer of Battle - race 2 class 1 Daxyl, 25 DKP
icon Iron Scroll of War - race 15 class 15 Wakko, 40 DKP
icon Reaver - race 6 class 15 Vastov, 5 DKP

Loot eventicon52Statue of Rallos Zek (Statue of Broken Dreams), August 15, 2016

Loot eventicon60Idol of Rallos Zek (Idol of Great Intentions), August 15, 2016

Look like your cup of tea?

27 July
News

Love & Gnomercy

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Kinda Sticky and Super Ikky

In the depths of the old city that lies beyond the dense jungles of Kunark reigns a traitor of The Scale. A Dragon so powerful he laid waste to a great Iksar Empire. A Dragon so great, we still hadn't checked him off our PhinnyKills...

Once a bane to Bards all across the land; reduced to a stinking pile of... druid BPs? Really? Oh come on...

Loot eventicon51Trakanon (Anon is not allowed, Trak.), July 19, 2016

icon Elder Spiritist's Breastplate - race 7 class 16 Taluvana, 1 DKP
icon Undead Dragongut Strings - race 8 class 1 Snoogie, 65 DKP

As if our evening wasn't putrid enough, we made our way back into The North Wing and did a bit of house cleaning...

Loot eventicon59Eashen of the Sky (Eashen not EashAHN), July 19, 2016

icon Onyx Chain Sleeves - race 3 class 12 Shawman, 48 DKP
icon Twisted Steel Bastard Sword - race 11 class 13 Kaizo, 2 DKP

Not too shabby for a Tuesday!

Head Hunting

It's rather strange to say that Thursday felt a bit like a retro raid with all the time we've been spending in the Temple, but we had a great time taking names and collecting heads! Not to mention a few ST keys as well!

Did you even know this guy dropped an earring? Rare loots indeed!

Loot eventicon40Derakor the Vindicator (Derakor the Lactator), July 21, 2016

Loot eventicon57Lord Yelinak (The CotH Trials: Yelinak), July 21, 2016

icon Celestial Essence Robe - race 5 class 4 Crowdcontrol, 30 DKP
icon Outrider's Taming Whip - race 7 class 9 Terrapin, 21 DKP
icon Yelinak's Head - race 4 class 8 Arkonn, 61 DKP
icon Yelinak's Talisman - race 0 class 10 Reclusive, 121 DKP

It's not the first time we've done battle with this guy, but it was our first time attempting the "Catapulted Ogre Attack" strategy and it did not dissapoint!

Damn That's Epic!

So much happened this weekend over at TMO and you probably missed it! Luckily our guild photographer, race 5 class 4 Crowdcontrol, was there. Check out all the great shots on the forums! (don't worry! I'll open it in a new window for you so you can keep reading)

I mean, remember this guy?

And these optionals weren't just masturbation I assure you - they lead to some serious business. How serious you ask? Well let's see if this does it for you...

race 8 class 1 Snoogie - Second Guild Bard Epic do anything for ya?

Fair enough - How does race 1 class 5 Wishiwas with Guild First Mage Epic tickle your fancy?

Still not putting a tingle in your dingle? Let's pop that cherry right on the sundae with race 1 class 14 Snaps snagging Guild First Wizard Epic - with a selfless assist from race 2 class 14 Ozirus. Thanks man!

Grats to all! And just check out this sweet shot from the upcoming docu-drama "Love & Gnomercy"

18 July
News

The North Wing

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Idol Hands

Loot eventicon40Derakor the Vindicator (Derakor the Vindicated), July 14, 2016

icon Chestplate of Vindication - race 0 class 1 Slamfist, 12 DKP

Loot eventicon55Dain Frostreaver IV (Dain Frostreaver IV... V... VI?), July 14, 2016

icon Ring of Winter - race 15 class 15 Wakko, 21 DKP
icon Frostreaver's Velium Crown - race 8 class 1 Snoogie, 15 DKP
icon Frostreaver - race 11 class 13 Armagheadon, 1 DKP
icon Dain Frostreaver's Head - race 7 class 9 Terrapin, 56 DKP

Loot eventicon57Lord Yelinak (Lord Yelinak: The Run of Doom), July 14, 2016

icon Celestial Essence Robe - race 1 class 4 Raxdin, 30 DKP
icon Dragons Blood Earring - race 0 class 10 Xita, 37 DKP
icon Dragons Blood Earring - race 13 class 11 Zercon, 20 DKP
icon Yelinak's Head - race 7 class 9 Terrapin, 50 DKP
icon Yelinak's Talisman - race 13 class 6 BowlOFruit, 137 DKP

Loot eventicon52Statue of Rallos Zek (Bust of Rallos Zek), July 14, 2016

icon Breastplate of Eradication - race 11 class 11 Gugarok, 30 DKP
icon Swiftblade of Zek - race 7 class 9 Legerdar, 17 DKP

Loot eventicon60Idol of Rallos Zek (Twelfth Effigy of Rallos Zek), July 14, 2016

Grats on TMO First Idol!


Dragon Wings

After clearing the halls that once tested us, we bull-Dozekar'd through and made our way to the Northern Wing of Veeshan.

Once we had cut our teeth on the Nothern Wing, we decided to head back there first on our Tuesday 7/18 raid.

Lord Fleshlight & Dagarn the Butt Destroyer Down!

Loot eventicon62Dagarn the Destroyer (Dagarn the Destroyer: A lesson in Alliteration), July 18, 2016

icon Ancient Wurm Hide Robe - race 1 class 7 Ranari, 1 DKP
icon Ancient Wurm Hide Greaves - race 11 class 13 Kaizo, 53 DKP
icon Ancient Wurm Hide Greaves - race 11 class 13 Armagheadon, 50 DKP

Leather Daddies

Who wore it better? Let us know!

V.S.

icon Ancient Wurm Hide Greaves

Primal Instinct

We've begun to make our way into Sleeper's Tomb and with that comes Primal Velium weapons:

Grats to  race 0 class 10 Xita and  on icon Primal Velium Battlehammer and  race 4 class 8 Arkonn on icon Primal Velium Claidhmore!


13 July
News

Quarm!

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Quarm!

Hey all - we've officially decided to move to the Quarm event server and delete all characters on Phinny. Please parcel all droppables to Tmobank and delete your toon. Thanks for being part of TMO! It was a good run.

Bad Zephon!! -- Kaizo

Quarm is a new event server that starts today and will; run for at least three months. Completing challenges on this server can earn rewards that can be claimed on other servers. Although many of our members plan are particpating, Quarm will never be our focus and Mon, Tues, Thurs raids will continue as planned. That said, feel free to come join us and hopefully earn some rewards! Check out the new Discord Text Channel #quarm!

Guild Firsts Like a Boss (Quarm for Example!)

We've been smacking around Norrath and collecting guild firsts with mad vigor. Monday saw guild first Cazic-Thule 2.0 kill (with a Fear clear and AoN!), guild first Zlandicar (which was underwhelming), guild first Klandicar, and we still had time to down Harla Dar and Velketor before I blacked out! Grats to us!

Loot eventicon58Zlandicar (Zlandi? Klandi? Who can tell them apart anyway?), July 11, 2016

icon Gauntlets of Mortality - race 4 class 10 Xenoblade, 1 DKP
icon Zlandicar's Heart - race 13 class 7 Cirice, 23 DKP
icon First Brood Talisman - race 3 class 12 Skyseer, 21 DKP
icon Frakadar's Talisman - race 8 class 1 Snoogie, 9 DKP

06 July
News

June Boon

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Closing the Tune on June

It's that time of the month again and  couldn't be more excited! That's right! Numbers and stats time...

 

Velious Leaders: Pruned and Ruined in June

Grats to all on the super smooth Yelinak kill! Velious Leaders are toast!

Join TMO!

Don't be a goon! It's never too soon and always opportune to commune so grab your toon and attune to our platoon!

Into the Tombs


See the Teaser after the Jump!

28 June
News

Twins!

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And then there was one...

The heat of summer has begun to melt away at the icy heart of Velious and it's time we expanded our Halls of Heads like it was the House of Black and White. We've seen some serious guild firsts over the past couple of weeks and are filling out our Phinny Kills board with accelerated haste.

Let's start with the Leader's of Velious - One more to go!


Perhaps "Triplets" next week? I guess that makes Yelinak, Eddie Murphy?

But that's not all!

We've been slamming away at Velious taking names... these names:

Loot eventicon40Derakor the Vindicator (Derakor the Vindicator), June 27, 2016

icon Chestplate of Vindication - race 4 class 8 Arkonn, 21 DKP
icon Silvery Belt of Contention - race 3 class 12 Shawman, 1 DKP

Loot eventicon52Statue of Rallos Zek (Statue of Rallos Zek), June 27, 2016

icon Iron Scroll of War - race 1 class 5 Wishiwas, 17 DKP
icon Reaver - race 13 class 11 Zercon, 3 DKP

Double AoN? Sure thing!

Blowing Leafs and Stuff

Through persistence and much sacrifice,  race 7 class 16 Budley clenched a guild first icon Nature Walkers Scimitar!

Grats  race 7 class 16 Budley!

Super HoT!

Check all this sweet Halls of Testing gear.


And that's just the Official Stuff. We've had just as much at TMO After Dark, but that's NSFW.

Bulldozekar

This just in; Dozekar the Cursed down to TMO! Grats  race 3 class 12 Shawman on guild first icon White Dragonscale Boots! Damn those are some BiS ass boots!

You with us?

Not rolling with TMO? Disappointing. But, it's not too late...

14 June
News

SeverYELLOWous

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Severilous: Serving Up Some Yellow Text

Good old Severilous offered himself up as the first Ring of Scale dragon to meet it's fate at the hands of TMO. And we did guild first the TMO way; twice! Hot-balls!

Loot eventicon50Severilous (Severilous Instance), June 9, 2016

icon Green Dragon Scales - race 0 class 13 Trumph, 10 DKP
icon Torn, Burnt Book - bank, 0 DKP
icon Treasure Hunter's Satchel - race 13 class 7 Cirice, 20 DKP

Loot eventicon50Severilous (Severilous Static), June 9, 2016

icon Orb of Tishan - race 13 class 7 Cirice, 7 DKP
icon Treasure Hunter's Satchel - race 7 class 16 Budley, 20 DKP

#NoShotgun?

Monday's Raid had to be cancelled because, you know, shotguns and all that. The DDoS has been crippling the game for a few days now. We're hoping things are stable tonight for HoT, but we'll see. Although the raid was cancelled, we still found some Mischief...

Getting Epic

Remember to update your Epic progress on the forums in your class section! This will let your class leaders know what part you're on so we can schedule accordingly. You can also request Raid targets (including specific Epic fights) over in the Raids forum here!

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