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14 June


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Severilous: Serving Up Some Yellow Text

Good old Severilous offered himself up as the first Ring of Scale dragon to meet it's fate at the hands of TMO. And we did guild first the TMO way; twice! Hot-balls!

Loot eventicon50Severilous (Severilous Instance), June 9, 2016

icon Green Dragon Scales - race 0 class 13 Trumph, 10 DKP
icon Torn, Burnt Book - bank, 0 DKP
icon Treasure Hunter's Satchel - race 13 class 7 Cirice, 20 DKP

Loot eventicon50Severilous (Severilous Static), June 9, 2016

icon Orb of Tishan - race 13 class 7 Cirice, 7 DKP
icon Treasure Hunter's Satchel - race 7 class 16 Budley, 20 DKP


Monday's Raid had to be cancelled because, you know, shotguns and all that. The DDoS has been crippling the game for a few days now. We're hoping things are stable tonight for HoT, but we'll see. Although the raid was cancelled, we still found some Mischief...

Getting Epic

Remember to update your Epic progress on the forums in your class section! This will let your class leaders know what part you're on so we can schedule accordingly. You can also request Raid targets (including specific Epic fights) over in the Raids forum here!

10 June

Attend Dance!

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Attend Dance!

TMO - It's Raid Attend Dance Time

Thanks  for capturing us perfectly. Talk about it on the forums.


We've officially made the swap over to Discord from Ventrillo. It offers a ton more features and we're assisting on their BETA test which allows us to drive the development and get grandfathered into an awesome position with our comms provider. If you haven't download the application (it runs on damn near anything) and join us!

Mains, Raids, DKP, and You! - A Primer

Are you hip to the most up-to-date TMO DKP Policies? Make sure you've read the document recently.

Leveling With the Raid

To maintain our awesome trajectory, we've adjusted raid levels. Here's the basics:

  • Classic Content (Retro Raid! Planes, Naggy, Vox, etc..) - 46+
  • Expansion Content - 55+

In order to ease the pain of this transition we've been increasing the level slightly each week. Here's the schedule:

  • 6/07 - 6/13 - 53+
  • 6/14 - 6/20 - 54+
  • 6/21+ - 55+

Not there yet? Stop your bitching and go level up!

Sound unfamiliar? Lost on what's up? Check #announcements in Discord!

Derakor the Vindicated

What's this icon Derakor's Head? Oh, just some Tunare Druid gloves? Rot it IMO!

Derakor Down to TMO!

That's right. Vindication achievied and Avatar down to 28% - Thanks for the pictures ! Check out more on the forums!

Loot eventicon15Monday (Monday 20160606), June 6, 2016

icon Chestplate of Vindication - race 11 class 13 Kaizo, 65 DKP
icon Derakor's Head - race 7 class 16 Taluvana, 1 DKP
icon Corroded Breastplate - race 1 class 8 Arkonn, 26 DKP

Tuesday saw us in the Halls of Testing - Grats to all those who scored!

Epic as Shit

We just keep getting more epic, and one way we do that is... more epics. Check these out! Some serious guild firsts! Did I miss your recent epic'ing? Let me know!

race 1 class 8 Arkonn with that guild first Paladin Epic!

race 11 class 11 Gugarok with guild first Shadowknight Epic!

race 11 class 13 Kaizo got dat inb4u Warrior Epic! ( race 11 class 13 Armagheadon got his too!)

02 June

May-be Our Best Month?

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May may have had been our best month yet, maybe?

It's true! The stars aligned for TMO and saw some awesome timing and some awesome progress create a total eclipse of awesomness that blew our butts wide open.

  • Early Velious? Lawl Check!
  • Applications for days? Indeed!
  • Member Character Diversification? Filling much needed roles? I concur good sir!
  • Rank and Role Adjustments? Promotions? Yeeh boi!
  • Many, many, many Guild Firsts? Ya betcha!
  • Memorial Day Weekend Bonus EXP and Event? OMG! I love it!

But why use words when numbers tell the story and are a lot less wordy?

Grats on Ding! Now Update Your Thing!

Since we did have so many members make awesome gains in levels (and some changed Race; and even Gender?!?!), I wanted to remind everyone that you should consider updating your character information for the DKP system. There is a Tutorial on the forums.

KO in KD

Thursday's raid had us testing the waters and learning what we need to bring in the future to bring down the bigs guys of Kael. It was all good experience as we attempted a few different methods of opening the WhoopAss can. One thing we did know though, is more levels, more tanks and more clerics were certainly needed. Now that those factors have improved greatly, we're looking forward to our next attempts and finally getting some sweet giant loots.

Oh, did I mention we got some serious upgrades while we were at it? Hotballs!

Your Just a Little Bit Special Event!

Our glorious, and newly Ogre-izzed leader,  race 11 class 13 Kaizo, declared we should all make the most of the bonus experience pumping out the veins of America's enemies, and get down to business. Groups made their ways to all 7 corners of Norrath! Much leveling was had all weekend and during this very Special Event.

Thanks to all our active and vet military for keeping America's EQ hosting servers safe and operational!

Testing the Halls

We did Halls of Testing and it's not quite super boring yet! I know it's coming soon...

I'll drop them sweet phats here when they're hot off the presses. Stay frosty!

26 May

Halls of Lord Venril's Labyrinth

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Maths is Hard

In typical Daybreak Fashion, we were tickled to discover that Wednesday, May 18th's serverwide announcement that Velious had be breached was not hijynx, but rather a pretty massive fuck up. Having only hours earlier released the newest Patch and excitedly announcing Velious would be arriving at 4PM EST on Wednesday, May 25th, DBG durped the big one and out slipped EverQuest's 2nd expansion exactly one week early.

At first we weren't sure what to do. We all expected a roll back. And, as RNG always goes, after camping it for several hours, the icon Idol of the Underking finally dropped for  race 6 class 15 Meeseeks. To our surprise however, it took so long for an official response to the issue that too much damage would have been done and we all received an extra week of Velious. This expansion was already planned for 4 months (instead of the typical 3) and thus we expect Shadows of Luclin to drop 9/28 (or may be 9/21 if they still haven't learned how to write a procedure properly).

Caught off guard? Giant Bomb's Velious overview gives a great big picture look here.

Into the Icy Depths

We were excited to find that Kael was quite doable for us and scheduled our Thursday raid for Kael to test the waters. On Monday we took the class for a field trip out to Velketor's Labryinth to crawl the zone showing members that may never have been, or have forgotten the zone. We had a lot of fun getting wasted and slipping around. We managed to down Lord Bob, but found Velketor a bit too hefty a target for us quite yet. After Velketor we headed over to Karnor's Castle and brought Venril Sathir down to his knees for our first

and second

Loot eventicon39Venril Sathir (Venril Sathir), May 24, 2016

icon Ancient Shissar Gauntlet - race 6 class 4 Salandra, 50 DKP
icon Blackened Iksar bones - race 13 class 12 Khoal, 25 DKP
icon Gnarled Staff - race 2 class 14 Ozirus, 1 DKP

times. We then wrapped our Monday with a bit of Fear. Good times.

A Song of Fire and Ice

Tuesday we gave Naggy the bidness and made a mad dash for the Temple of Veeshan and the Halls of Testing! We were happy to find it quite accessible including named mobs and got some serious loot!

These pieces allow you to make awesome armor that you pick up in Skyshrine using the item from Halls of Testing and 3 specific gems with Ally faction. Get the faction in Kael, get the pieces in Halls of Testing (Temple of Veeshan's East Wing), get the gems in Velious zones such as Cobalt Scar, Velk's and Siren's Grotto, and turn them in in Skyshrine.

A full guide of all the Velious Armor is on the site here.

Tonight 5/26's Thursday Raid begins at 8pm EST - We will be back Kael and will be attempting Derakor the Vindicator - Be there! Get Thurgadin Armor, Thurg and CoV faction and a Vindy BP?!?!?

18 May

Well; Now How Do We Pull?

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Patching and Pet Pulling

WHAT?!?!?! Patch?!? Still an hour and a half of downtime. What a bummer. Oh, what's this? Patch notes.. Hmmm... Let's see... boring, live, non-progression; oh. Interesting:

- The Presence of the Mighty aura effect will no longer aggro pets, break invisibility, or break feign death.

Well how about that!


Best part of this patch though; Gargoyles!

Man, I loved that cartoon.

That's right! For you Classic Fans, we got our classic ass gargoyles back! Sweet biscuit.

- Gargoyles across Norrath, celebrate by flapping your granite wings! In classic zones, Gargoyles have reverted to their classic appearance.

Of Gods and Dragons

We had many new faces (and two-faces?) on our Monday and Tuesday raids this week. They picked the right time too. We managed to score some decent loot for once! Check it out:

Loot eventicon5Innoruuk (Innoruuk), May 17, 2016

icon Hotof's Bracer - race 13 class 6 DeadlyFist, 1 DKP
icon Eye of Innoruuk - race 13 class 7 Cirice, 26 DKP
icon Ring of Pureblood - race 13 class 6 Kaizoku, 2 DKP

Monday night we had some extra time and a great turn out so we decided to get a guage on Kunark. Talendor was to be our thermostat. Regretabbly, with 1 Warrior and 1 60 Cleric, we just didn't have what it takes to bring him down. The good news is, we wrapped early on Tuesday so all you scrubs can go get 60! Do it.

Winter is Coming!

Aren't I clever? Probably the first one ever to take that thing from the Game of Thrones thing and apply it to the Velious thing. See? It's hilarious. 

Although you'd expect it to creep with the glacial speed of an ice continent Velious is now almost exactly one week away!

Wednesday, May 25th 2PM PDT (5PM Eastern Guild Time)

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Server up. And what's this? New BG? INB4U!

11 May

Previously on TMO

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Haven't been keeping up with TMO? Shame on you! Let me catch you up.

Naggy and Vox Dead

Cazic Thule Dead

Our guild first Cazic-Thule kill! Great work all!

Video Here!

Let's go Shopping!

Make sure to check out the Tradeskill shops now available to guild members.

Lidara's Food StuffsHere

Snoogie's Alchemy ShopHere

Maliith's JewleryHere

Ramladu's Spells - Here

Haven't Yet Joined Us?

What are you thinking! Get started here!

09 May

Makin' Momma Proud

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Thursday Night

Our Thursday night raid was a lot of fun. We came with ambitions to finally finish the Plane of Sky. Regrettably we were unable to fulfill our destiny at this time due to the fact that we had several people that still needed keys to lower Islands. We managed to get them their keys however and still had massive success as we made it through killing the Spiroc Lord. Soon we will finish out the Plane of Sky and it will no longer be part of our raid rotation. We will move it to optional weekends and random grouping to get quest items and epics as needed.

Weekend Warriors (and Clerics)

This weekend saw many of our members leveling their mains and alts which I love to see. Additionally, we were able to down Ragefire and obtain a cleric Epic, icon Water Sprinkler of Nem Ankh, for  race 4 class 15 Tholus. Grats man!

Video Here!

Recruitment continues and we have a lot of awesome prospects I am very excited about the future of our Guild. If you meet people that you think would be a great fit for TMO definitely direct them to our website and let an officer know.

Exposure Therapy Tonight!

Tonight 5/9 we will be making our way to the Plane of Fear at 8PM Central Time. We'll be packing a can of whoop-ass we plan on contributing to The God of Fear himself, Mr. Cazi-Thule.

Cazic-Thule EverQuest

Check out our Plane of Fear Guide!

Oh, I hope all had a great Mother's Day and spent some time with the woman that birthed you into this world. Too bad it couldn't have been Norrath, but Earth is suitable. Thanks momma-bear!

06 May

Monday Night Fights​ (and some Tuesday tue)

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Monday Night Fights

After our massive success in the planes, and with more yellow text under our belts, we decided it was time that we added another click stick to the guild. With time to spare on our official raid time we decided to make our way to the Burning Woods. There we faced off against an ancient Fire Spirit. He kindly relinquished his scepter to us. Additionally, we picked up some gloves. Now only one fight remains. And big spoilers; it's the same spirit  as we did battle with in the Burning Woods. We'll be seeing you in Skyfire Ragefire.

Ixiblat Burning Woods

Next, we made our way to the Fallen City once known as TorsisThere are we dispatched the Ancient King who turned his back on his God and his people. A little exposition later and we had yet another Shaman Epic for our wonderful member race 13 class 12 Khoal. Congratulations on your icon Spear of Fate. You can now Pierce the Veil and be one with the true spirits.


Tuesday's raid was a lot of fun and I believe a true example of our new power. We quickly and efficiently demolished both dragons and called the raid a full two hours early.

race 0 class 12 Ryder decided that his character should look a little bit more like him in real life and added a guild first icon Tobrin's Mystical Eyepatch. This was also the highest dkp we've ever seen spent on an item. Big congratulations to race 0 class 12 Ryder.

Nagafen Loot

Cash Camps!

Having vanquished our targets in a mere two hours The Guild was released to do as they choose. It was excellent to see The Guild break into several experience and cash camps as well as several others playing alts. We've had some great new successes on the leveling front special shout-out to myself, race 13 class 7 Zephon, , and race 7 class 10 Xita on level 60! Outside of the big 6 -O we had many other levels achieved by our members. Our most recent raids have had an average level of 57. This is excellent to see and I love the progress. On the flip side many of us have started alts and are in the process of leveling them. We also have many new recruits that are joining us after seeing just how much fun we're having. Due to this we have a brand-new budding leveling guild happening alongside our raiding. This makes me incredibly happy. I'm also seeing more users active at all hours. I'm very happy to see the Euro spot fill out and our guild become full on 24/7 kick ass!

Permissions? Please sir, may I have another?

In related news we have added a new permissions level to The Guild of Prospect. A Prospect is someone who we have tagged in the guild or are otherwise under review but have not yet applied and thus have not been made a recruit. This allows us to invite anyone who is interested and then gauge their engagement and make an educated move from there. We are also working on providing more members with invitation rights so that you can invite people you meet that you think could be a great match!

Alongside this, recruitment efforts have started in earnest. worked diligently on our recruitment page and we are really happy with the system. We were finally comfortable on advertising ourselves on the Daybreak forum. I expect we'll be seeing an increase in our already impressive application load.

Form of the Forums

A lot has also happened with the website. Our forms continue their facelift and are really starting to look nice. There's a ton more content out there so please make sure you visit it! We are also now tracking in the DKP system every kill so you can see what mobs you were there for and which ones you weren't. I've also added item tooltips to the forms so you can add them to your posts via bbcode. Click here for more information on that. We've also posted everything we know about the release timeline here.

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Then Like It! Or +1 it, or whatever! It all helps.

Join TMO

So I better get back to the game! We're in the middle of our Sky raid and I suspect tonight will be the night we finish it!

02 May

Prince of Pwnt

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So just a quick recap before I head into the awesome news and fun yellow text. We've sold our first Shaman Epic MQ and began our Guild Bank. has been working his butt off to set up our banking system. He's created a new account, new characters, and we put together an awesome management system on the website. Check out the Guild Bank under the Guild tab on the main page for more information. Much more to come on that! As I said we are able to sell a Shaman MQ to make some money. Last night a small group made their way into the plain of fear and we obtained another three tears. We are also on the verge of finishing the quest for two of our newer Shamans. I also want to say congratulations to race 0 class 10 Reclusive and several other of our members on their newly obtained Epic! Additionally, I'll try and I'll talk about this more in my sky portion, I obtained the guild first duck stick! The Guild has also been doing a great job of farming various resist gear. We are able to score some nice icon Wurm Scale Coat.


Are most recent Sky raid was a lot of fun! We pushed off our cut-off time a little bit and were able to down the spiroc Lord. The keeper of souls was nice enough to drop two capes for us and after a quick run to the plane of sky we are able to push both Stefan and malekith into epic striking Zone. We are also obtained many pieces for both Sky gear and epic items.

Loot eventicon17Thursday (Thursday 20160428), April 28, 2016

icon Black Silk Cape - race 13 class 7 Zephon, 0 DKP
icon Small Shield - race 11 class 13 Armagheadon, 20 DKP
icon Spiroc Wingblade - race 0 class 13 Trumph, 0 DKP


Tonight we fulfilled our destiny and reduced the Prince of Hate to bumbling pile of fat loot. I mean just check out this yellow text!

The fight went phenomenally well and I can tell everybody learned a lot from our previous attempts. Thank you so much it was a lot of fun.

Video Here!

01 May

Inny or Outtie? And why?

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Due to having several members out on the lam we definitely had less-than-ideal numbers for our Tuesday night Slaughter Fest. Although our original target was to hit Naggy first, our insightful raid leader, race 13 class 6 Kaizoku, identified that perhaps we should redirect and return once all you late night weirdos arrived. With that we made our way to the Plane of Hate. We heard it was quite hateful this time of year. Although we all had dragons on our mind quickly we discovered just how beneficial this raid would be. What none of us could have guessed was just how far we'd go. By the time we looked around at all of the fallen corpses beneath our feet and all the new gear adorning our members we decided we have the confidence to wager our force against the Prince of Hate himself. Not even the over gods at Daybreak Dames seemed to know exactly what we could expect from this God going through his changes. You see, after making an underwhelming appearance the Prince decided to take a three-week holiday from the whole Hate thing. Once he returned, rumors abound that he did so with all the might he enjoyed during the era of the Planes of Power. Many questioned what to expect but none of us would know until the mighty  race 13 class 6 DeadlyFist, acting as a former representative of Quellious, engaged the father of the Dark Elf. We found his determination was quite comparable to our own as it overwhelmed us whilst only a quarter of his life remained. After a quick recoup we issued our mulligan, yet disappointingly with only 11% of his will remaining he became the victor in our war of attrition.

Our time together coming to a close, we left with a bittersweet taste in our mouths. We did not forget all the success we enjoyed, the fun that was had, race 13 class 6 DeadlyFist steadfast determination in his ability (or lack thereof) to split the ancient god from his cleric, and all the loot we returned to Norrath with.

Before I created my astral portal out of the realm of the god I noticed a poorly crafted flyer on the ground upon reading its contents, my resolve was hardened that we must whipe this hate from the face of our universe. Well, at least for 6.5 days. I'll share this snippet with you and I'm sure you'll agree:

Innoruuk, TMO, Hate

New Blood

Of course every real God attempt requires a sacrifice. There must always be one willing to shoulder this burden for the guild. Unfortunately willing sacrificial lambs are hard to come by so we enacted our Guild Authority to issue some well-earned hazing for one of our newest members, Rognbok. He honorably offered himself up to our rival as our senior members recollected about their first time and how much it hurt. Hopefully we instilled some haste into our Majestic Leader, Chad, to level so he is not the next we offer up on a silver platter. You can check out the video of the sacrifice and our first attempt right here and I highly recommend it because it's quite hilarious. I definitely learned a lot on this first attempt and made some serious corrections for our second but there are still improvements to make and I feel confident we will be successful on our next attempt. Additionally we've received a few other excellent applications that are now available for viewing, commenting, and voting on. All members are highly encouraged to seek out to assist and group with our new recruits to ensure they are a good cultural fit. We have also been in discussion with a couple of smaller guilds that are attempting to raid but I don't quite have the numbers. There is a possibility that we will be bringing some of these folks into the fold. All of the people I've talked to so far seem like a great match being people who loved EverQuest from the start and no one to enjoy it but have other responsibilities. If you know anybody or meet anybody that you think would make a great addition please encourage them to hop on over to themysticorder.com and apply.

Here is our first hilarious attempt on Inny:

Video Here!

28 April

Double Dragon

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Downright Double-Down Dragon Destruction!

With all of the camaraderie of Billy and Jimmy Lee we descended upon our targets with the focus of the Double Dragon. Although hampered by responsibilities of the outside world our team struck valiantly against Lord Nagafen. With steadfast determination Our Heroes vanquished their foe and obtained what can only be called the most of... mediocre loot.

This is truly the best pic I got. It's a dragon I swear! Check out the kill video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDHOkV2oaLg (sorry for the lack of audio! Will correct for next)

Regardless, our heroes now adorned in the spoils of their fallen foe, proceed against his star-crossed lover. With efficient haste the full power of TMO struck the fear into the great lady. Much fun was had but no treasure was received greater than that our heroes of lore did once procure when they did rescue lady Marian. And seriously ; how in the hell did you remember her name?

Woah! Again? Yeah... Well at least you can watch: 


Great work by everyone! I'm so excited to achieve the status of Double Dragon! So a quick recap, and then let's see who else enjoyed themselves this week with TMO:


Outside of our great achievements in the lands of Norrath, our Guild also made much progress in the world of the Wide Web. Our forms have been upgraded to a new version with a massive facelift. Snoogie laid down the funds so we were able to obtain a very professional and mobile responsive theme for our forms. Additionally we've restored the functionality to access the profile. You can now go into the forms and update your profile image, signature, social media connections, birth date, and any other information you wish to provide. And yes I did just use an Oxford comma. Tutorials on setting up your shizz is coming soon!

Recruitment has been off the chain! Many of you might be unaware but we are currently receiving 2-4 applications a day. Now I know we might not be all caught up to everyone in just these past couple weeks but I truly believe we have great momentum in the right direction. The people that are coming to us now are coming to us because they see what we can offer them in spite of their busy lifestyle. I like to goof around a lot but I have to say I'm having the most fun I've had in EverQuest in over a decade and it's all because of you!

22 April

Sky's the Limit -- Another Great Night for TMO!

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Hey all,

So tonight was a lot of fun! We threw our first attempts at Venril Sathir and learned a lot. We weren't quite equiped, but when we come back to face off once again, we will be prepared. He might have united the 5 tribes, but we'll unite his face to his butthole.

 After that we headed off to Sky and collected a ton of quest items and keys for all!

Now go get some levels and I'll see you all this weekend!


19 April

The Death of a Dragon -- Part Two -- With and Without Skin - An Adventurer's Guide

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Hail Target,

She may have been banished by the Claws of Veeshan for her torrid love affair with Lord Nagafen, but just like her star crossed lover, Lady Vox has been banished to the TMO DKP System! That's right ya'll; Lady Vox has been felled by the might of TMO. 

Three Bard Horns?!?! What the hell is that? Anyways, grats Trumpf on his shiny new icon Runed Bolster Belt! And grats Slamfist on his 3 icon McVaxius` Horn of War - one for each orifice - am I right?

You can check out the kill shot here! Sorry for the audio! I was listening to some sweet Talking Heads and apparently the gods of Intellectual Propertry did not concur.

After that we headed up to the Plane of Fear, but no trepidation was felt as we stomped all over a_dracoliche. Mayong Mistmoore would be most pleased with our slaying of his ill-concieved wedding present.

Big grats to Thull on his shiny new icon Monsoon, Sword of the Swiftwind

Once again, the IP gods smited me, but you can check out the kill here:

What a night, what a night! The future is looking very bright for TMO! Thanks all that came out and kicked some ass!

Until next time,


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